This is my first ever story so it probably won't be very good but I love The Office and I lovee tickle fan fiction so here is goes!
"Dwight! You have to stop the doomsday device!" screamed Angela.
Dwight replies "For the last time, it's not a doomsday device and you all should have done a better job doing our very simple job!"
This had been going on since noon when Oscar made a fifth and fatal accounting error. Dwight put in place a motivational tool in order to hold the office accountable where if they made five errors in one day, every email with the CEO's name it it would be sent directly to him. This scared every single person to death.
"It took you all less than 3 hours to make five errors! Now you have to deal with the consequences!" said Dwight.
Jim to Pam "We all have messages we don't want the boss seeing, what are we going to do?"
Pam replies "I know! And we can't afford to lose our jobs! I don't know what to do but we better think of something fast! The emails will all be sent to him at 5 today!"
Dwight eavesdropping on the couple's conversation jumps in "Maybe you shouldn't have sent such hilarious jokes about our boss in messages Jim! There is no way I'm shutting it down! At 5 o'clock I'll be the last salesman standing!"
Pam whispers to Jim "Maybe I should try talking to him, I could try taking him out for lunch and talking some sense into him?"
Jim replies "If you think it will help! Whatever it takes."
Pam to Dwight " Hey Dwight! Can I take you out for lunch?! On me and you can choose where we go!"
Dwight replies "I choose Chili's in honor of Michael, and we split it! I won't be bribed Pam!"
-At Chili's-
"This has been so much fun, we really have to do lunch more often Dwight! I hate to ruin it but can we please talk about stopping the doomsday device now?!" Said Pam.
"Oh Pam, Pam, Pam..I wish I could help but five mistakes in three hours?! We've brought it on ourselves and the accountability booster is going to finish it's purpose." Replied Dwight.
"Come one Dwight! This is going to hurt your friends!"
"Friends?! Co-workers at best Pam!" Retorts Dwight.
"Well I've always considered us to be friends Dwight!"
"I find you delightful mostly, But the last name you chose to share happens to be my mortal enemies!"
Pam feeling defeated, "I know, I know. But there must be something we can do. Something you want that.."
Dwight pondering his thoughts.. " Hmm, maybe there is something. Given that you know my enemy better than anyone else, maybe you can give me a leg up on him. Does Jim have any sort of secret it might help me to know about him?"
Pam, attempting to brainstorm replies, "Like blackmail? I can't really think of anything.. maybe that.."
Cut off by Dwight, "No, even better. If you want me to stop the accountability booster then you have to betray him to his face in front of me!"
"Is this necessary Dwight? If this is really the only way I'll show you. We only have a couple hours left though so we have to be quick." Said Pam
-Back at the Office‐
"
So how about it Beasly, did you get him to stop the device?!" Asked Jim.
Pam replies nervously, "Well kind of.. it's going to involve a huge sacrifice from you."
"From me? Like what?! My desk? My bonus?! Not our baby right?!" Jim replies only half jokingly.
Laughing Pam replies, "Haha, no of course not. Nothing like that. But..you said whatever it takes so you'll have to agree to have your hands tied behind your back and lower legs tied together."
Confused Jim replies, "What in the world? What kind of deal did you strike up Beasly? That sounds easy enough I guess, whatever it takes if it means those emails not going out!"
-In the conference room-
"Okay Pam! Now that we have Jim all tied up, tell me the secret he wouldn't ever want me to know!" Said Dwight eagerly.
Once again confused sitting with his hands tied and his legs tied together with his feet propped up on the table, Jim says, "Secret? Why do I have to have my hands behind my back and my legs tied together for you to tell Dwight a secret?"
"Don't worry about it, idiot! Just let her tell me! Tell me Pam!" Says Dwight.
Pam pacing nervously, "Okay, okay Dwight! But you have to promise to stop the device!"
"Yes, yes! As soon as you spill what you need to tell me!"
"Okay.." a reluctant Pam, "I'm sorry Jim, we really need this device stopped. Dwight is too smart to accept false or flimsy information so this is the only way I could think of was to show him a secret about you that you'd never want him to know."
Jim very nervously as Pam stands by his tied together legs, "Pam! What are you even talking about and what are you doing?!"
Pam, grabbing Jim's dress shoe, "It'll be easier if I just get it over with."
"Wait a minute, Pam! What are you about to do?! If you're about to do what I think you are don't!" Jim says, suddenly in a panic, "we'll give him both our holiday bonuses! Dwight's, tell her to stop and that you'll stop the device for our bonuses!!"
Dwight replies, "Pam.. Continue."
Pam slips off both of Jim's shoes leaving his legs tied together with his black socks with yellow on the toes and heels of them. "Jim, I have to for the sake of us and everyone else."
Pam had found out fairly early in her and Jim's relationship that he happened to be unbelievably ticklish. Everywhere, but exceptionally on his feet. Sharing this same weakness Pam felt truly awful showing Dwight his secret.
"Dwight.. Jim has, extremely ticklish feet." As she begins scribbling her fingers on both of Jim's feet.
Jim's head immediately shoots backwards as his pleads for Pam not to keep pouring out through his laughs, "Hahahahahha! Pammm! Ohmyhahahagod pleasssse don't! Hahahahaha! Pleaheehsee Stop!!"
"This is by far Jim's biggest weakness and secret. He hates for anyone to know how ticklish he is. He really can't take it! Honestly he hardly even tries tickling me anymore because if I go for his feet he can't handle it at all, and I'm realllly ticklish myself so I know it's bad! He is the only person i think I've ever won a tickle fight against!" Pam explains to Dwight, all the while tickling her husband's socked feet.
"Hahaahahha! Pammm pleaseee! Hahahahhaa! Give him our bonuses! Hahahahah! And all our vacation time!! Hahahahha! Please stop thisss!" Cries a hysterical Jim.
Looking for direction from Dwight, "Can I stop now Dwight?! Is this enough?"
A satisfies Dwight, feeling victorious replies, "Oh yes, this does quite nicely. Ironic, Jim thinks he is so funny but he never makes anyone laugh quite as hard as that!"
"Thank goodness! So you'll stop the device?!" Says Pam.
"Of course, a deal is a deal Pam!"
Forgetting she is still tickling Jim's feet, "Hahahaaha! Okayy Pam! Hahahha! STOPPP! Hahahaha!"
"Oh my goodness I'm so sorry Jim!" Says Pam finally putting a stop to Jim's nightmare.
-Secretly down in the Warehouse-
"What is so important Dwight?!" Says Angela.
"Oh monkey, do I have a surprise for you! You know how annoyed you get by Pam?"
"Uhh, yes! What about her!"
An elated Dwight, "I happened to find out a little weakness that might be fun for you to use against her.."
"Dwight! You have to stop the doomsday device!" screamed Angela.
Dwight replies "For the last time, it's not a doomsday device and you all should have done a better job doing our very simple job!"
This had been going on since noon when Oscar made a fifth and fatal accounting error. Dwight put in place a motivational tool in order to hold the office accountable where if they made five errors in one day, every email with the CEO's name it it would be sent directly to him. This scared every single person to death.
"It took you all less than 3 hours to make five errors! Now you have to deal with the consequences!" said Dwight.
Jim to Pam "We all have messages we don't want the boss seeing, what are we going to do?"
Pam replies "I know! And we can't afford to lose our jobs! I don't know what to do but we better think of something fast! The emails will all be sent to him at 5 today!"
Dwight eavesdropping on the couple's conversation jumps in "Maybe you shouldn't have sent such hilarious jokes about our boss in messages Jim! There is no way I'm shutting it down! At 5 o'clock I'll be the last salesman standing!"
Pam whispers to Jim "Maybe I should try talking to him, I could try taking him out for lunch and talking some sense into him?"
Jim replies "If you think it will help! Whatever it takes."
Pam to Dwight " Hey Dwight! Can I take you out for lunch?! On me and you can choose where we go!"
Dwight replies "I choose Chili's in honor of Michael, and we split it! I won't be bribed Pam!"
-At Chili's-
"This has been so much fun, we really have to do lunch more often Dwight! I hate to ruin it but can we please talk about stopping the doomsday device now?!" Said Pam.
"Oh Pam, Pam, Pam..I wish I could help but five mistakes in three hours?! We've brought it on ourselves and the accountability booster is going to finish it's purpose." Replied Dwight.
"Come one Dwight! This is going to hurt your friends!"
"Friends?! Co-workers at best Pam!" Retorts Dwight.
"Well I've always considered us to be friends Dwight!"
"I find you delightful mostly, But the last name you chose to share happens to be my mortal enemies!"
Pam feeling defeated, "I know, I know. But there must be something we can do. Something you want that.."
Dwight pondering his thoughts.. " Hmm, maybe there is something. Given that you know my enemy better than anyone else, maybe you can give me a leg up on him. Does Jim have any sort of secret it might help me to know about him?"
Pam, attempting to brainstorm replies, "Like blackmail? I can't really think of anything.. maybe that.."
Cut off by Dwight, "No, even better. If you want me to stop the accountability booster then you have to betray him to his face in front of me!"
"Is this necessary Dwight? If this is really the only way I'll show you. We only have a couple hours left though so we have to be quick." Said Pam
-Back at the Office‐
"
So how about it Beasly, did you get him to stop the device?!" Asked Jim.
Pam replies nervously, "Well kind of.. it's going to involve a huge sacrifice from you."
"From me? Like what?! My desk? My bonus?! Not our baby right?!" Jim replies only half jokingly.
Laughing Pam replies, "Haha, no of course not. Nothing like that. But..you said whatever it takes so you'll have to agree to have your hands tied behind your back and lower legs tied together."
Confused Jim replies, "What in the world? What kind of deal did you strike up Beasly? That sounds easy enough I guess, whatever it takes if it means those emails not going out!"
-In the conference room-
"Okay Pam! Now that we have Jim all tied up, tell me the secret he wouldn't ever want me to know!" Said Dwight eagerly.
Once again confused sitting with his hands tied and his legs tied together with his feet propped up on the table, Jim says, "Secret? Why do I have to have my hands behind my back and my legs tied together for you to tell Dwight a secret?"
"Don't worry about it, idiot! Just let her tell me! Tell me Pam!" Says Dwight.
Pam pacing nervously, "Okay, okay Dwight! But you have to promise to stop the device!"
"Yes, yes! As soon as you spill what you need to tell me!"
"Okay.." a reluctant Pam, "I'm sorry Jim, we really need this device stopped. Dwight is too smart to accept false or flimsy information so this is the only way I could think of was to show him a secret about you that you'd never want him to know."
Jim very nervously as Pam stands by his tied together legs, "Pam! What are you even talking about and what are you doing?!"
Pam, grabbing Jim's dress shoe, "It'll be easier if I just get it over with."
"Wait a minute, Pam! What are you about to do?! If you're about to do what I think you are don't!" Jim says, suddenly in a panic, "we'll give him both our holiday bonuses! Dwight's, tell her to stop and that you'll stop the device for our bonuses!!"
Dwight replies, "Pam.. Continue."
Pam slips off both of Jim's shoes leaving his legs tied together with his black socks with yellow on the toes and heels of them. "Jim, I have to for the sake of us and everyone else."
Pam had found out fairly early in her and Jim's relationship that he happened to be unbelievably ticklish. Everywhere, but exceptionally on his feet. Sharing this same weakness Pam felt truly awful showing Dwight his secret.
"Dwight.. Jim has, extremely ticklish feet." As she begins scribbling her fingers on both of Jim's feet.
Jim's head immediately shoots backwards as his pleads for Pam not to keep pouring out through his laughs, "Hahahahahha! Pammm! Ohmyhahahagod pleasssse don't! Hahahahaha! Pleaheehsee Stop!!"
"This is by far Jim's biggest weakness and secret. He hates for anyone to know how ticklish he is. He really can't take it! Honestly he hardly even tries tickling me anymore because if I go for his feet he can't handle it at all, and I'm realllly ticklish myself so I know it's bad! He is the only person i think I've ever won a tickle fight against!" Pam explains to Dwight, all the while tickling her husband's socked feet.
"Hahaahahha! Pammm pleaseee! Hahahahhaa! Give him our bonuses! Hahahahah! And all our vacation time!! Hahahahha! Please stop thisss!" Cries a hysterical Jim.
Looking for direction from Dwight, "Can I stop now Dwight?! Is this enough?"
A satisfies Dwight, feeling victorious replies, "Oh yes, this does quite nicely. Ironic, Jim thinks he is so funny but he never makes anyone laugh quite as hard as that!"
"Thank goodness! So you'll stop the device?!" Says Pam.
"Of course, a deal is a deal Pam!"
Forgetting she is still tickling Jim's feet, "Hahahaaha! Okayy Pam! Hahahha! STOPPP! Hahahaha!"
"Oh my goodness I'm so sorry Jim!" Says Pam finally putting a stop to Jim's nightmare.
-Secretly down in the Warehouse-
"What is so important Dwight?!" Says Angela.
"Oh monkey, do I have a surprise for you! You know how annoyed you get by Pam?"
"Uhh, yes! What about her!"
An elated Dwight, "I happened to find out a little weakness that might be fun for you to use against her.."
