I am flustered that people would doubt the legitimacy of my pancake baking skillz. Look at these custom pancake stocks. They took me 6 HOURS! Next person to diss the pancakes is going in. And I won't even give them pancakes.
It's quite nice actually... Help you to remember to brush your teeth. However, I won't be brushing your teeth with this today. Now I think that it would work very nicely between your toes...
Just switch this on here....
Buzzzzzzzzz
You will mind the feather that's attached, won't you...?
They say that a charge lasts for about three hours... continually...