*grabs your wrist and lifts it high above your head, using my other hand to reach into your open armpit and skitter my fingers wildly around the hollow* Nuh-uh, you're not getting off that easily.
*suddenly grabs your other arm with my tickling hand, bringing them both to your sides and then wrapping my arms around you in a bear hug, where both sets of fingers wiggle firmly into your sides* Fair? I'm just better at this than you are. 😉
Now now, giving in already? That's not much of a fight! *grazes my fingers back down your sides toward your hips, where the wiggle into the little divots caused by your hipbone*
*struggles to wrestle you into a position where you can be held easily, continuing to torment your hips* Come now, just enjoy it! Rgh. This was what you wanted, remember?
*suddenly releases you from the hug and takes half a step back, latching onto your sides and squeezing them rapidly* C'mon, confess! You know you like it!
That's it, just relax. I'll take care of everything. *while your left side continues to be clawed, your right gets reprieve while my fingers start worming across your belly toward your navel*
(any chance there's another IM service we can both use, such as yahoo?)