The Official Tickle Fight Thread

[Camel26]

Kis likes to nibble toes...*drools*...Wade! You've got yourself quite a lady there...now quit blubbering and tell the lady about yourself...man, no manners anymore...where is the chivalry? 😉 😉 😉 😛 😛 😛

Norm, if you're ever in the burgh...let me know! My ler is an amazing woman...I think I'd be nervous to have both of you in the same zip code...😉

 

[CellarDweller]

Oh, boy. Being trapped underneath you, I know you have the strength of ten when you make this sort of pounce, so that I have no chance of escape. Just don't make me say what you're going to do to me.

*laughs with (not at) Seto for his comments.*

You are too much Seto. Glad to see you in this thread.

*removes his shoes, and socks*

You want to take a few deep breaths before I start? 😎

 

[zpoiu]

Hi can i be tickled

 

[CellarDweller]

*looks at Cyro while sitting on Seto's ankles*

Hey buddy......just let yourself be known, and let the ladies know your weak spots, and I'm sure you will get some attention.

😉

 

[giggledude]

*laughs with (not at) Seto for his comments.*

You are too much Seto. Glad to see you in this thread.

*removes his shoes, and socks*

You want to take a few deep breaths before I start? 😎

*Narrates* "Well, as it's common knowledge that once the wild Cellardwellar has completed its mighty pounce there is no point in attempting to resist the ferocity of its assault, the only thing for this correspondent to do is to offer as little resistance as possible and to whatever extent he can just relax and enjoy what one can of the experience. At least it will sound like enjoyment."

*No longer narrating* It's funny, at the moment I almost feel as if all my willpower resides in my shoelaces; each time one of the laces is eased back through a hole it's as if that much of my willpower is loosened with it, and by the time the laces have been completely removed it's totally gone, so that my shoes and socks slip off almost unnoticed. Long before that point I accepted that what you were going to do was inevitable, and I just wonder why you're taking so long instead of simply getting on with it. After all, why wait unless... you really are going to make me say it, aren't you? Well I really don't want to... but why are you so eerily silent? That expression on your face is unnerving me, too; why not start already? This cat and mouse game of sitting and waiting is really shredding my nerves. Oh all right, fine, it's so obvious anyway that there's no point in trying not to say it - you're going to... oh this is ridiculous, I have to be able to make myself say it... okay, fine, you're going to tickle my bare feet. There, are you happy that you got me to say it? I knew I couldn't resist you, really; just the thought of the teasing and tormenting you're about to inflict on my terribly ticklish barefeet is enough to paralyze any will to resist. But why haven't you started yet? I've said you're going to tickle my feet, and I know you really will tickle my feet, and you know you're going to tickle my feet and even my barefeet know they're about to get a thorough tickling; they can feel the Aura of Mirth coming to surround them. But still you're just sitting there. What do you want, an engraved invitation? Oh, good grief, you do. I can't believe I'm doing this, but if I wait any longer I'll go insane, so, would you please - TICKLE MY FEET!*!*!

 

[chicag0]

*yawns and stretches rather dramatically*

 

[BigNorm]

Kis likes to nibble toes...*drools*...Wade! You've got yourself quite a lady there...now quit blubbering and tell the lady about yourself...man, no manners anymore...where is the chivalry? 😉 😉 😉 😛 😛 😛

Norm, if you're ever in the burgh...let me know! My ler is an amazing woman...I think I'd be nervous to have both of you in the same zip code...😉

oh i bet she's amazing, hopefully, in due time, we'll be in the same room, we should have much to "tickle" and talk about. 😀

and if you ever come near north-east florida, you know who to look up. 😉

*strokes the feather in between camel's gorgeous toes, totally in heaven*

 

[Wade1]

Awwww.....tootsies a little touchy?

Well, I'm not cruel-I'm really a nice chick. How about if I give you a break from your feet? Now, isn't that nice?

Oh yes thank you yes yes *ohthankgod...*

Hmmm........I think your belly, sides, and underarms are getting jealous from lack of attention. What do you think? 😀

Gaaah haa y-you wouldn't dare...!

*clamping arms tightly to my sides, crossing my hands in front of my stomach*

I mean, I'm not not uh not even that ticklish there so, I mean, don't bother...

Ask anyone, seriously, I'm b-barely ticklish....!

 

[CellarDweller]

I can't believe I'm doing this, but if I wait any longer I'll go insane, so, would you please - TICKLE MY FEET!*!*!

LMAO!!!!

Oh man....that was some paragraph, I had to just quote the last part.....

*uses fingers to start scratching and tickling Seto's feet*

 

[giggledude]

LMAO!!!!

Oh man....that was some paragraph, I had to just quote the last part.....

*uses fingers to start scratching and tickling Seto's feet*

It's nice that the thread is getting so busy just now, and with such variety, too. All we need now is F/F; has this thread ever had all four bases covered concurrently? (Apologies to anyone of mixed or indeterminate gender.)

Anyway, CD, I am delighted to have entertained you so well. I have many moods, and my crystal ball tells me that my mood of the immediate future will be a laughing one. *twitches soles* I only hope that this time it stays within the confines allowed by the Etiquette Book. *wiggles toes*

Gee, you've certainly been keeping your fingers nimble; I think my mood is starting already... *snickers*

 

[CellarDweller]

I only hope that this time it stays within the confines allowed by the Etiquette Book.

Etiquette book???? I've never read it.


besides, all's fair in love, war, and tickling....😉 And I guess I'll have to work harder if all you can do is snicker now.


*starts running my fingers very quickly all over Seto's feet*

 

[giggledude]

Etiquette book???? I've never read it.


besides, all's fair in love, war, and tickling....😉 And I guess I'll have to work harder if all you can do is snicker now.


*starts running my fingers very quickly all over Seto's feet*

Oh, you should read it. There's an excellent chapter about the proper way to tickle an Archbishop...

Oh! You really are stepping it up... that's very skilful... oh my fee... oh my feeee... ho ho hee hee hee heeheeheeheeeee...

Now I think that sort of giggle is sufficiently refined to be perfectly permissible according to the Etiquette Book, don't youhoohoohoohoohoohoo?

 

[CellarDweller]

Oh! You really are stepping it up... that's very skilful... oh my fee... oh my feeee... ho ho hee hee hee heeheeheeheeeee...

Now I think that sort of giggle is sufficiently refined to be perfectly permissible according to the Etiquette Book, don't youhoohoohoohoohoohoo?

Giggles are permissible, but full out laughing is better.....

*takes scrub brushes, and starts to lightly scrub the bottoms of Seto's feet, and the tips of his toes as well*

 

[kis123]

Oh yes thank you yes yes *ohthankgod...*



Gaaah haa y-you wouldn't dare...!

*clamping arms tightly to my sides, crossing my hands in front of my stomach*

I mean, I'm not not uh not even that ticklish there so, I mean, don't bother...

Ask anyone, seriously, I'm b-barely ticklish....!

Well, if you're just barely ticklish, then you won't mind if I just test for myself right?

*locks Wade with legs, raises arms and starts stoking sides belly and underarms slowly at first to check for the most ticklish places*

See, aren't I a nice person for giving those feet a break? 😀

 

[kis123]

Hi can i be tickled

*looks around at cyro while tickling the hell out of Wade*

Did I just hear the sound of a victim....er...umm...volunteer?

It may be a little while before I get there, but if you're not taken when I'm done.............

 

[Wade1]

Well, if you're just barely ticklish, then you won't mind if I just test for myself right?

*locks Wade with legs, raises arms and starts stoking sides belly and underarms slowly at first to check for the most ticklish places*

See, aren't I a nice person for giving those feet a break? 😀

N-NOhahahaha!

*twitching and squirming wildly*

Gyeeheehee, gahahaha, naha gehehee gehet awayfrommyAAAH haha

*stomach muscles contracting involuntarily under kis's touch; sides and underarms twisting and bucking in vain*

C-c-c-c'mon haha cu-u-cu-cutitout OHOHO eeheehee youdontwantto NAHAHAHA c'mon I I I I'm hahahelpless heehee OHNOKISNOTTHERE thihihisisntfahahahahair ahahahaha heehee toohooticklish AHH

*giggling helplessly even at kis's slow, exploratory touches*

heehee whatcanido ahahaha *thisisembarrassing* th-th-thought you wa waha wanted to EEHEEHEE gettoknowme ahahaha stop and I'll EEEE TELLYOUANYTHINGYOUWANT ohnono ahaha *snort* eeeheeheeheehee...!

 

[giggledude]

Giggles are permissible, but full out laughing is better.....

*takes scrub brushes, and starts to lightly scrub the bottoms of Seto's feet, and the tips of his toes as well*

*Consults the Etiquette Book while continuing to giggle...*

There's actually quite a lot of useful and pertinent information in here hahaha. For instance, did you know that, no matter how ticklish one's feet are, it's entirely improper to kick one's tickler, even involuntarily. Heeheeheeheehee! And if one's feet are being tickled while one is lying on one's stomach, it is acceptable to grab nearby objects in an attempt to crawl away from the tickling, but not to pound one's fists on the ground and bawl one's head off. Ohohohohoho, I had a narrow escape there, because you almost tickled my poor feet enough to make me want to do that - hahahaha - and one sees that sort of thing done all the time in cartoons, so how would anyone ever have known not to do that? Hoohoohoohoo - it's very puzzling.

Y-you're uhoosing the s-s-scrub brushes? Oh nuhhohoho, n-n-not my tuhhuhhuh tohohohohoHOES!!! Ah-hoohoohooHOO!!! Uh-heeheeheeHEE!!! Oo-ahahahuhhaHAAAH!!! Now here's another pertinent point - hohoho! When requesting a respite of one's foot tickler - heehee - one may thrash about in a mild manner and make a modest reference to the extrme ticklishness of one's vulnerable barefeet but it's very ill-bred to shout profanities such as DUHOOHUDE THAT #$%^&* TICKLES LIKE !@#$. You'd think that might - hohoho - be acceptable in such a circumstance - maybe it would be if you had ever tickled the author's feeheeheeheeheet like this...

And when all else faihayhayhayhails and one is unable to avoid breaking down into uncontrollable laughter, one must be careful not to laugh loud enough to wake up a napping great-uncle in the next roohoohoohoohoohoohoom. And if one does wake a napping great-uncle, heheeheeheeheehee may entirely correctly tickle either or both participants as long as he lihuhhuhhikes in order to teach them to behave themselves...

Oh dear - youhoohoohoohoo knohohow what my toes are like - I don't think I can stop what's about to happen so let's hope there aren't any napping great-uncles in the next roohoohoohoom...

 

[Jesso]

*yawns and stretches rather dramatically*

*Wiggles fingers in Ticklishgiggle's underarm while she stretches.*

 

[Camel26]

Ah, Norm...this is the life...*wiggles toes* 😀

 

[BigNorm]

Ah, Norm...this is the life...*wiggles toes* 😀

yes it is!

*tickles the curl of camel's superb toes with the tip of the feather*

i hope to get to tickle your toes in person. 😉

 

[CellarDweller]

Oh dear - youhoohoohoohoo knohohow what my toes are like - I don't think I can stop what's about to happen so let's hope there aren't any napping great-uncles in the next roohoohoohoom...

There are no sleeping great uncles, so you are safe.......let it out buddy....


*contines scrubbing Seto's feet and toes with the brushes.*

 

[giggledude]

There are no sleeping great uncles, so you are safe.......let it out buddy....


*contines scrubbing Seto's feet and toes with the brushes.*

*Squirms and wiggles toes as decorously as possibly*

But I can't - ohohohoho my feet - Martha Stewart would - ahahahaha my toes - never forgive me - eeheeheeheehee that tickles so much -

*RRRING*

*Answers cell phone*

Hello? Oh, hello, Ms Stewart - meet in an hour? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm a bit tied up right now - what was your new idea for guest co-hosts you were mentioning? Oh that's hilarious - yeeheeheeheeheehee! No, Ms Stewart, honestly, I'm not sucking up, I really did think you made an excellent joke - wohohohohoho! Sorry, Ms Stewart, I think I'm just in rather a funny mood today - woohoohoohoohoohoohoo, don't do that! - oh I'm so sorry, I misheard you, that actually is an excellent idea, bound to reach at least 30% more of your target audience - awhawhawhawhaw would you stop doing that!! - oh no, I'm terribly sorry Ms Stewart, I didn't mean you, I'm afraid our conversation was interrupted; you see, I'm not alone - whuhhuhhuhhuh you can't do that it's way too much - no not you Ms Stewart; what's he doing? Oh you don't really want to know, it's just something silly, nothing you need to know, I'm sure - bwahahahahahahahahaha no more, don't, I have to take this cahahahahall - no please, I would tell you, it's just that... well, it's slightly embarrassing... pleheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehease don't... well, if I absolutely have tohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo and you absolutely insist, it's just... well... heeheehe's... HE'S TICKLING MY FEET!!!!!

Oh.

*Hands CD the phone.*

She'd like to speak to you...

 

[CellarDweller]

Oh.

*Hands CD the phone.*

She'd like to speak to you...

*takes phone from Seto, and stops scrubbing his toes*

Hello Ms. Stewart. Oh, no, don't apologize, it's ok. Well, you see, he had me locked in some stocks, and proceeded to let me have it some time ago, so I am getting some payback. Excuse me, I missed what you just said. Oh...ok. I'll tell him. Have a nice day.

*hangs up on call*

Martha said to tell you, "What goes around comes around."

*picks up scrub brushes, and starts tickling Seto's toes and feet again.*

 

[Wade1]

*locks Wade with legs, raises arms and starts stoking sides belly and underarms slowly at first to check for the most ticklish places*

*continuing to writhe helplessly under kis's maddeningly slow strokes*

aheeheehee y-you're not st-still tihickling meheehehee r-r-right hahaha? ahhh nggh eeheehee be-because haha I mi-might lo hoo hoo ose my mahaha meeheehee mind HAHA pleasemysidesandstomachandunderarmsaresoooooooEEEheeheehehee...!

 

[chicag0]

*Wiggles fingers in Ticklishgiggle's underarm while she stretches.*

*squeals and pulls arms in tight* hehehehheeyyy!