HEHEHE THAHT IHIHS IT! I HAHAVE HAHAD JUST AAHBOUT EEEHHEHEENOUGH! *sneaks hands out of her hold and grabs her wrists, sitting up abruptly and grabbing her around the waist in much the same way Ted did to me earlier*
Welcome to your Rite of Initiation. It's customary in here to initiate newbies--most especially stubborn, know-it-all newbies that think just because they notice a few weaknesses in their ELDERS they're all that. You, my dear, are about to learn WHY it's a bad idea to be so cocky before your time. Socks put me in my place when I was new, and I am gonna do it for you. Right now.
*picks her up, carrying her gently to a set of stocks we have set up for just such an occasion--plops her gently into them and fastens the mechanism around both her wrists and ankles, trapping them straight out in front of her*
Now we are going to take this one area at a time. *wriggles nails down her sides* Are you ticklish here?