"Ahahahahaha *gasp* ahahaha! *gasp* You'rrrreeee insahahahahahahahane!" wiggling as much as possible simply to end the torture.
"Yehehhehhehheheeessss!! Noooowwww geeeeeettt OFF meheeheeheeheehee! Caaahahahahan't doohoohooohoooooooo thihehhehiisss toooo aheh giiiiiiiiiirrllll!"
Yohoohoooooo'rrreee SICK!!! Heheheheheeheheehehee!" kicks feet as much as possible to get them free.
*too focused on simply trying to breathe*
"Haahahahahahahaha*gasp*ahahahahaha!!!!"
"Nooohooohoooooohooooohooooooooo!" tries to grab the feather with my toes.
"Stooohuhhoohhohhoohhohhoooooop!"
"Noooohooohohoooooooo! Youhoohoohoooouuuuuuu're meeheeheehehehehenttallllll!"
"I sweeeheeeheeeheeeeaaarrrr NOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" twisting as hard as I can to try and get around.