I'm a bit surprised myself
"Ooh, that only makes it better." Secures that leg with my own and am now out of reach of any prying hands.
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home..." I start the childhood nursery rhyme, giving a good tweak of each toe as I go along.
HEEEE!! *giggles*
"Oh, hello. *goes back to business*
And this little piggy had none, and this little piggy went weeweweeeweee all the way home." I scitter up your leg as best I can, then return to the tormenting tickling.
"They're not stupid; now that's just mean. Better teach you some manners and respect." Grabs other leg and secures it under it own.
*Now I have two lovely feet to teach you some manners with.*
"Say soorryyy." I drag both hands across his reddening feet.
*That was easy 😛*
"Now say I'm the best." I hold as many toes as possible back and trail my fingers in that little space, and in between whenever he spasms or flinchs enough to make room.
"Wow, you're [REALLY/B] easy!
Um... *trying to come up with a stumper.*
!!!! Whistle for me if you want me to stop."
