The Old Farmer

[JoBelle]

THE OLD FARMER
An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court,etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."

Old age and experience are good tools to have on your side, eh?

Joby
Why does this joke remind me of a few people 'round here? 😛
*coughcoughVenrayhackcoughcoughQjakalcoughcoughHAL***

 

[milagros317]

ROTFL!
Hilarious, JoBelle! Bravo. 😀

 

[Haltickling]

Well, I guess us 'old and experienced' guys need something to compensate for our other deficiencies... 😛 Very amusing!!!

BTW Joby, you really should do something about your cough, it sounds rather severe. Oh well, finally I know now what that phrase from police thrillers means: "Cough up the names!" 🙄

 

[qjakal]

Umm...

Alligators? Were these all blondes? Sigh...I'm not "tricky", merely...eccentric! Yeah...that's a good one...eccentric! 😛 Q

 

[BigJim]

Fiendish! In short, exactly what I'd expect from Joby-Wan.😀

 

[venray]

Hal...."other deficiencies"...speak for yourself man!

Q......"eccentric"...yeahhhh...THAT's it...eccentric!

Jim...."fiendish"...you're getting warmer!

Joby..."good tools"...ab-so-lute-ly!

I am always willing to share my..."experience"...just make sure you..










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🙄 Ven

 

[JoBelle]

Fiendish?? ME??
Hehehe Maybe!

Y'all are just too much fun! I love that joke. My mom sends me the "old guy" jokes because she's gotten over trying to figure out why I like men closer to her age than mine and she's decided to mock me for it instead...lol

Q....blondes? Ewww...Brunettes all the way, bebe! We're not dumb, just easily confused! 😛

Oh Hal, I prefer tickle interrogation to threats! LOL

And Ven...**I look to your Missus and ask ,"How DO you do it?"** 😀

Joby

 

[BigJim]

Fiendish?? ME??
Hehehe Maybe!
Joby

Well Jo, I'd guess you'd have to "read between the lines" of what
yes YOU, you fiendish little minx!
we're saying to know.

 

[amk714]

Brunettes, blondes, redheads, it doesn't matter to me as long as they're extremely ticklish 🙂

"Where were you, Joby, on the night of..." I say this while standing by your bare feet 😀

 

[JoBelle]

Jimbo!
We need a signal! LOL 😛
*winkwinknudgenudge*

Joby...thinking up her alibi
I know where I'd LIKE to be on the night of....

 

[BigJim]

Jimbo!
We need a signal! LOL 😛
*winkwinknudgenudge*

Joby...thinking up her alibi
I know where I'd LIKE to be on the night of....

I'll have to get my thinking cap on Jo............

I know where I'd like you to be as well!

 

[amk714]

Originally posted by JoBelle
Joby...thinking up her alibi

"No alibi will save you now, Joby!" I say as I get closer... 🙂

 

[BigJim]

AMK, I think we'd make a great tag team. You've already had the Big Boss Man and Akeem being the Twin Towers, so how about the Twin Ticklers?