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The Pants Game

One small step for a man, one gian leap for pants. -Neil Armstrong
 
My pants runneth over.
Pants plump when you cook them.
Ring around the pants!
Say no to pants.
"Why don't you go jump in the pants?"
Put down the pants and back away.
Pants You!
One flew over the Cuckoos Pants.
"Quoth the Raven... Never Pants."
"Looking for pants in all the wrong places..."
 
Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
Jimmy cracked pants and I dont care,
the pants have ran away
 
As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of pants,
I will fear no evil. for the pants are with me.
Thy pants and thy staff the pants comfort me.
Thou preparest a table of pants in the presence of thy pants.
Thy pants runneth over
Surely pants will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the house of pants, forever
 
"She walks in pants, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect, and in her pants..."
--Lord Byron
 
"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
I keep my pants wide open all the time."
--I Walk the Line by Johnny Cash
 
"A new commandment I give unto you. That ye pants one another."
The New Testament, The Gospel According to St. John 13:34
 
1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Pants in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Pants.
 
Ask Not What Your Pants Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Pants.

Mitch
 
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