Sam wasn't happy about putting his dad in a state nursing home, but it was all he could afford--until a lucky investment paid off. The first he did with his new found wealth was to move his father into the best nursing home available.
The old man was astonished by the luxury of his new surroundings. On the first day he was sitting in front of the 50 inch plasma screen television, he started to list to his right side. Instantly, a nurse ran over and tactfully straightened him out. After lunch he started to lean a bit to the left, but within a few seconds a nurse gently pushed him upright again.
That night his son called, "How are you doing pop?" he asked eagerly.
"Oh Sam, its a wonderful place", said the father.
"Ive got a huge plasma screen TV, the food is cooked by a French chef, and the gardens are amazing, you would not believe it."
"Dad, it sounds perfect" answered Sam.
"There's one problem with this place though Sammy,"his dad whispered, "They wont let you fart."
Rob
The old man was astonished by the luxury of his new surroundings. On the first day he was sitting in front of the 50 inch plasma screen television, he started to list to his right side. Instantly, a nurse ran over and tactfully straightened him out. After lunch he started to lean a bit to the left, but within a few seconds a nurse gently pushed him upright again.
That night his son called, "How are you doing pop?" he asked eagerly.
"Oh Sam, its a wonderful place", said the father.
"Ive got a huge plasma screen TV, the food is cooked by a French chef, and the gardens are amazing, you would not believe it."
"Dad, it sounds perfect" answered Sam.
"There's one problem with this place though Sammy,"his dad whispered, "They wont let you fart."
Rob
