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The person above you...

^ has a kid called Tarquin and is slow off the mark when replying to stuff. Sort it out you nee-ner!
 
Fuck fuck fuck stop fucking replying you fuckers!

Yes I know, my stupid party sausage fingers don't type quickly enough for the likes of you. Go bollocks.

EDIT: Tarquin? You remember that? Bloody marvellous!
 
EDIT: Tarquin? You remember that? Bloody marvellous!

^ now knows that I have a memory like flypaper. Go on, ask me what I was wearing the day we met in the chatroom.

I WAS NAKED! Although to be quite honest that's cheating because I am always naked when I use the internet, it makes it easier to crack one out when chatting to female TMFers.
 
^has a bloody high daily post rate.

^ now knows that I have a memory like flypaper. Go on, ask me what I was wearing the day we met in the chatroom.

I WAS NAKED! Although to be quite honest that's cheating because I am always naked when I use the internet, it makes it easier to crack one out when chatting to female TMFers.

^you will now be added to my wanker list in my signature. Many thankeronies!
 
^ is clearly not from Nottingham, as he would not be making that stereotype if he was 😛
 
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