milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
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- 662,420
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A father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter scantily clad on the sofa with her sex toy, a rabbit vibrator.
"What the heck are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this thing is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later her mother heard the same humming sound, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the toy buzzing away beside him on the sofa.
"What in the heavens are you doing?" she exclaimed.
He replied, "Just watching the big game with my son-in-law."
"What the heck are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this thing is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later her mother heard the same humming sound, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the toy buzzing away beside him on the sofa.
"What in the heavens are you doing?" she exclaimed.
He replied, "Just watching the big game with my son-in-law."
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