The Rabbit

[goddess_nemesis]

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

 

[Mastertank1]

The NYPD

flood the forest with foot patrols.

They don't find any rabbit, but they pump 41 bullets into a squirrel because it was reaching for a pine cone and they thought it was drawing a weapon.

They then apprehend a beaver, which asphyxiates due to a chokehold used to control it while it was resisting arrest.

They finally arrest several possums, muskrats and chipmunks on suspicion of being rabbits. All are released amid charges of police brutality.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - you guys are pretty durn funny.

The jokes weren't bad either.

 

[Dário F]

Hilarious!!!

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, ticklingnemesis those were hilarious.