The Sarcastic Thread (Snappy answers to stupid questions)

[MasterPaladin]

here you add another answer to the previous question and then ask a stupid question and give a snappy answer to it. Alright I'll start it

a wife walks in from shopping and see's me picking up a broken glass I'm the only one home and she ask's Did you break a glass hun?

no it jumped off the counter all by itself.

 

[Empyrium]

here you add another answer to the previous question and then ask a stupid question and give a snappy answer to it. Alright I'll start it

a wife walks in from shopping and see's me picking up a broken glass I'm the only one home and she ask's Did you break a glass hun?

no it jumped off the counter all by itself.

I always liked the "one-armed man" excuse, myself.

I was at a Border's Books not long ago checking out some music. I was looking around the bluegrass section and I guy comes over and says "So, you like bluegrass?"...I simply said "yeah", I didn't want to be a dick, but I wanted to say "Not really, I'm just picking out what I'm not going to buy first." Something along those lines, atleast.

 

[MasterPaladin]

Nooo I'm just a big fan of wasting time on stuff I hate.


I walked into a dept store soaking wet one of the clerks said is it raining ?

no the suns out what makes you think it's raining

and I really said that

 

[Perduabo]

I was working one day and got really thirsty, so I went to the cafe in our store and asked the girl there for a cup of ice water.

She looks at me and says with a straight face "do you want ice in that?"

I decide to have a little fun with her and reply "No thank, I'm allergic to ice."

She gets this shocked look on her face and says "oh my God, I didn't know. Sorry!"

I ws too stunned afterward to come up with any more witticisms.