The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[kered]

I heard that Helena has been banned in over thirty countries for "questionable content".

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered can make himself invisible and can access this magic power by putting on some red lipstick and kissing a mirror 3 times.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena eats nails, drinks gasoline, and poops pig iron.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is doing a strip tease on his web cam at 9pm FOR FREE.

 

[Helena]

😱 I heard Kered's favorite thing to wear while in the hardware store is his ballet outfit. 😱

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena learned valuable work skills while in prison.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is going to receive a spanking for being a naughty boy!

 

[kered]

I heard that on a recent trip to New York, Helena kept being mistaken for a famous actor.

 

[Bugman]

I heard that Helena has a standing appointment with her hairdresser to get a perm on her ear hair.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered and Bugman had side by side brazilian bikini waxes and then they shaved each other's backs.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena needs a chainsaw to shave her legs.😛

 

[kered]

I heard Helena got a raise at her job as a chicken sexer.

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy's arm pit hair is soooooooooo long it gets caught in his pants zipper.

 

[Helena]

I heard that buggy's last girlfriend rang his doorbell and her call sounded just like a fog horn. Buggy thought, "Well let me thinksee, that sounds familiar.....what is that horrid sound? Oh, no, it's THE MATING CALL!"

 

[Helena]

😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3:
I heard Kered is really looking forward to the spanking he'll be getting.

 

[kered]

I heard buggy's arm pit hair is soooooooooo long it gets caught in his pants zipper.

Holy Bugshit, Bugman! She is raising the bar!

I heard that Helena was the stunt double for Cousin It on the Addams Family.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy's baby pictures were the inspiration for the cabbage patch dolls!

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered's favorite DVD of all time is "The Bird Cage".

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena uses hedge clippers to trim her toe nails. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has the words "Wine Before Swine" printed on all his underwear and that his favorite place to pick up chicks is at a funeral.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered wants to give flowers to his date he picks some dandelions in her yard before he knocks on her door.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy and Kered are both so cheap that they only borrow money from pessimists because they don't expect it back.
😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that when buggy gets mad he issues one warning to whoever is bothering him..."Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped
his mama!

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy doesn't suffer from his insanity. He enjoys every minute of it.