The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Bugman]

I heard the only thing Helena knows how to make for dinner is reservations.😀

 

[Helena]

I hear Buggy considers the drive through at Taco Bell "the tunnel to a splendid assortment of food fit for a bug."

 

[kered]

I heard that when Helena wants to start a sure fistfight she simply asks, "Do these pants make me look fat?"

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered wants to take a road trip in an unlicensed, uninsured truck with no wheels.
😱 😱 😱 😱

 

[kered]

I heard Helena is getting a new set of teeth for NEST. (Termites destroyed the old set.) 🙄

 

[Helena]

I heard Capnmad is a very naughty boy...........

 

[kered]

I have heard people say that Helena has rough hands. She can't help it if they drag the ground when she walks! 😀

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered bought an exercise video to "eliminate his man boobs and straighten out his hunchback." Two minutes into the exercise video his bionic hip malfunctioned and his wooden arm fell off.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy went shopping early for his Easter dress this year because nothing less than a purple halter dress with lace will ever be acceptable.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena bought some used shoes from Shaquille O'Neal but had to return them because because they were too small.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena has to have her orthopaedic pantyhose custom made. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that after Buggy released an ex-playmate from his web of love last Valentine's day,she left a persistant scent for sometime afterward. Neighbors called animal control and likened it to a bat smell in an attic or a skunk scent under a deck.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered went to the Antique Road Show and tried to sell his wooden heart.

 

[Bugman]

I heard that when Helena was a child,her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard when Buggy and Kered were at a party, Kered whispered, "I've let out a silent fart. What should I do?" Buggy whispered, "Get your hearing aid checked, man!"

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Buggy was on his lunch break, he couldn't read the words in his GIANT-LETTERED crossword puzzle until his buddy told him that the book was upside down.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena had to call information to get the # for 911.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that buggy is so short that he gets his work pants hemmed by Helga Ironfist Nailbiter, his partner and mentor, on his fifteen minute break, and then they have a quickie.

I heard Helga wants to have a commitment ceremony, but Buggy just wants to go to rehab quietly...........
😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3:

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena has to trim her mustache on a daily basis.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy screams my name as he types in the scandal thread.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena was evicted from her trailer park for rowdy behavior.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is gearing up for Valentines Day by going to the cemetary first for the best flowers.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered got wind of Buggy's plan (I mean raid) for flowers at the cemetary, so Kered followed Buggy there, and they wrestled in the snow for 20 minutes for Valentines Day baby's breath.

 

[Bugman]

I heard the soles of Helenas feet are so tough you can strike matches on them.😱

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was banned from the zoo. She scares the gorillas.