The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[maniactickler]

damn how did you, uh nevermind hehe..

I heard Maniac really adores liberals and only pretends to hate them...😀

Thats not funny!

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is a belly dancer and also does some mean pole dancing. I heard he will put on a great cam show for free if you request it in writing. He used to charge a quarter, but business has been slow lately.

 

[huskys]

I heard that when propositioned by a local call girl and offered 'super sex',
Buggy adjusted his hearing aid and said,..... 'thanks, but I'll just take the soup'!!! 😀

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard the only way to stop Huskys from posting is by shooting silver bullets at him 😀 😛

I heard Kered's pet birds are actually part of his conspiracy to train an unholy army of avian terror to do his every bidding. 😀

I heard Bugman was the artistical inspiration for our modern portrayel o0f Father Time 😀

And I hear that dashing, debonair, suave gent ChosenofMystra just got invited for coffee on Tuesday (sheesh another date for him.....they never quit!) 😀 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Chosen was actually drafted!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Kered wanted to ride the rollar coaster at the amusement park, but was denied because the management wasn't insured for someone as "well preserved" as him 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen needs a booster seat to reach the keyboard on his computer.😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear Bugman went out to eat a nice prime rib dinner for his last birthday, but couldn't enjoy it because he had misplaced his dentures 😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS stands for Hideous Deformed Snake. 😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear that Mills is secretly a Yankees fan 😀

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS stands for Hugely Despicable Slob. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard that Chosen is a closet Republican.😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS stands for Highly Deviant Snob. 😱 😀

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Chosen is a closet Republican.😛

You wanna play with fire? hehe here goes

I heard Bugman voted for the Carter Administration......twice!

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen thinks Rush Limbaugh is much to liberal for his liking.😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Bugman offered to ghostwrite Al Franken's next book 😀

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS stands for Huge Defiant Spider. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen has a Limbaugh shrine in his room,before which he genuflects whenever he enters or leaves the room.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Chosen wears a cape to hide his true identity: the ghost of the gruesome 1798 catapulter named Harry Overbite Horselip who was all talk and no action during the Napoleonic War.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered purposely let his bare feet be caught in Buggy's spider web, Buggy deployed his secret weapon............potty humor.......and made Kered laugh incessantly until he became a nice shade of pink.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy and Kered are so ticklish that incessant tickling on their feet makes them scream like school girls.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered posts in this thread his parrots feel compelled to chirp in my honor.............awwwwwwww.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that when Helena asked her magic mirror who the fairest in all the land was, the mirror shattered itself to be out of its misery 😀 😛

I hear Bugman's alzheimer's has gotton so bad he needs a map to successfully navigate his home 😀 (touche on that last one directed at me my friend, I will get you for that lol)

I heard that Kered has trained his parrots to eat small children 😀

 

[huskys]

I heard that Chosen mistook the security camera in a department store for a mirror, looked into it , and calmly picked his nose!!

 

[kered]

I heard that Kered has trained his parrots to eat small children 😀

Tastes just like chicken!

I heard that Chosen can dress himself now that he has learned to match animals.