The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Chrisheaven likes to be kicked in the arse. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered does a happy dance when he is behind someone at the supermarket with a crying baby.

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy has been doing some serious working out, and can now bend his leg behind his head like a circus freak.

 

[Helena]

I heard General Zod will only leave his house if he is completely dressed in pink!

 

[General Zod]

I heard General Zod will only leave his house if he is completely dressed in pink!

I heard Helena is completely submissive and eats Frosted Lucky Charms

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Natural Tickler loves the White Sox. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard that whenever Chosen is in California,he pays a visit to the Reagen Library and prays for the Second Coming.😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Lee Allure is really a lee. 😱

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena has published her first book,The Guide To The Finest TruckStops Of America.😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS really stands for Hopeless Deranged Sap. 😀

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear Bugman is such a steadfast republican, he named his two children "Deduction One" and "Deduction Two" 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard when Chosen heard of a planned panty raid on campus,he thought they said pantry raid instead,and was caught breaking into the student dining room. 😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Bugman purchases so many doughnuts and fattning pastries at his local bakery that the baker can afford to send his son to an Ivy League college on his patronage alone 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is leading a petition drive to get his school renamed for one of his heros,George Wallace.😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear that when someone mentions Marx around Bugman, his first thought is "Groucho" 😀 😛

 

[huskys]

I heard that Chosen climbed up on the roof of the local hotel, because someone told him that all the drinks were 'on the house'!!!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Huskys only emerges to post on the night of the full moon

 

[huskys]

I heard Huskys only emerges to post on the night of the full moon

I heard that was correct!!!

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy wore a pink and purple power suit with pink pumps and a pink pin to the "Lonesome Saloon" for a beer on laundry day. I heard he was minding his own business.................WHEN CHOSEN TRIED TO ASK HIM OUT!

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered has a dartboard with a picture of Buggy covering the bullseye.

 

[Helena]

I heard Chosen is a wedding crasher, and can make a limited number of balloon animals.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena wanted to join the Mafia.As a test they sent her out to blow up a car,and she burned her lips on the tail pipe.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy performs as a trapeze artist in the circus.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helenas next book,*A Guide To The Finest In Dumpster Dining,* will be published soon.😛

 

[kered]

I heard Kered has a dartboard with a picture of Buggy covering the bullseye.

Ok, that is true.


I heard Bugman had a picture of Helena put on urinal cakes and distributed them throughout his state.