The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard that Kered's neighbors insert their earplugs at 7:06pm each night, no matter what they are doing, and pray that Kered gets struck by lightning. But that never happens; he belts out the lyrics to "There's A Storm In My Heart For The Weathergirl" without fail.
Sometimes he dances while singing the lyrics.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was the first poster child for Planned Parenthood.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered's little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's breath is so bad that she does stunt double work in Godzilla movies.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered went out with his new lady friend, he sunk his teeth into a steak, and they stayed there. He gummed his date goodnight! Nice job.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's last date was see throwing himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered's girlfriend called him on his cell, she warned him that there was a truck on television going the wrong way on the highway she knew he was traveling on.
"Heck," said Kered. "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
OOPSY!

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena is allergic to toothpaste.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Kered went to see Godzilla at the movies, he couldn't help but comment, to his one night stand from Hooters, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," she replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. The movies have sound now.."

 

[kered]

I heard that when Helena goes to the movies she is not allowed to sit in the balcony for fear of a collapse.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Big Jim is a wanker. 😀

 

[Helena]

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. At least that's what Kered said.

 

[Helena]

The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. That's what MrPartickler does.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Helena has two left feet. 😱

 

[kered]

I heard that someone captured Helena's mating call on tape.😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Mils was shopping at Walmart, he said, "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth! That's one sexy pink tube top! Let me git the matchin' undies!"

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Mils was shopping at Walmart, he said, "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth! That's one sexy pink tube top! Let me git the matchin' undies!"

I heard Kered decided he wanted that pink-tube top for himself. I heard he grabbed it out of Mils hand, and ran to the shoe department for matching platform sandals!!!!!!!😱😱

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler is 77% artificial. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena got her toenails painted. All thirteen of them!

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler was arrested in Wrigley Field for indecent exposure because he mooned the umpires. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered's toenails give off a radiant yellow light; if you look directly at them, you'll go blind!

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Helena doesn't shave her legs. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard Mils' real name is Satan.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Helena doesn't shave her armpits either. 😱

 

[General Zod]

Helana has 13 toes?😱