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The Shower Test!

njjen3953

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The following describes your character according to which body part you tend to wash first in the shower :

A) Chest - You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose D) hair.

B) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centred person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose E) privates and G) others.

C) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose F) shoulders.

D) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A) chest and E) privates.

E) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose B) face and D) hair.

F) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose C) armpits are your only chance.

G) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose B) face.
 
Could've been worse...it could have been a golden shower test.

The Sean Man
 
I wash my hair first, but to me, it always made sense to wash from top to bottom. I guess the hair description fits my artistic, Pisces characteristics.
 
G) Others - You are a very average person.

Does this sound accurate to you, buttpirate?

hehe.

Cheers.😀
 
Quizes and the like don't work on you. Remember your result of Normal in the "Are you fit to be President" thread?😀

Ass-dragon.😀
 
Hands first.

They will be washing the other parts; so doesn't it make sense that they should have the dirt/oil/etc. removed before they go removing same said residue(s) from the other parts of the body ?

Better living through old fashioned science
 
HisDivineShadow said:
Ass-dragon.😀
:blaugh: :blaugh:

And here I thought it was Year of the Monkey...

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. "Year"...now that's a weird word.
 
Weird!!
I fit A) Chest pretty well amazing how that worked out.
 
I'm a hair girl, meself, and I couldn't BE any more artistic. This thing fit me to a "T" (best in bed? uh, holla!) except for the dedication thing. I'm ridiculously dedicated to my goals, friends, and family. But it's coo. Mwah!

-Bell :cool2:
 
Both my profile and the profile of my wife were amazingly close. On that level, I guess you can say this survey was a success.
 
P50 said:
Hands first.

They will be washing the other parts; so doesn't it make sense that they should have the dirt/oil/etc. removed before they go removing same said residue(s) from the other parts of the body ?

Better living through old fashioned science

I shave, put in my contact lenses, and brush my teeth before getting in the shower, so I wash my hands before I do all that stuff.
 
Wait a minute. I just thought of something... I have long, thick, non-oily hair, so to keep it healthy, I don't shampoo every day. So the other days, I start with my underarms. Sooooo, according to this, I'm terrible in bed, except every 3rd day, I'm dynamite. Ok... :illogical

-Bell :idunno:
 
Ticklebell said:
Wait a minute. I just thought of something... I have long, thick, non-oily hair, so to keep it healthy, I don't shampoo every day. So the other days, I start with my underarms. Sooooo, according to this, I'm terrible in bed, except every 3rd day, I'm dynamite. Ok... :illogical

-Bell :idunno:

Since you pay attention enough to not shampoo your hair everyday, in order to keep it healthy, I'd say that still puts you in the hair category. However, if the main point you were trying to make is that there is no logical correlation between showering and personality traits/sex drive, you're pretty much right. It's still fun to examine and compare such things, sometimes, though, even if it may or may not be valid.
 
Ticklebell said:
Wait a minute. I just thought of something... I have long, thick, non-oily hair, so to keep it healthy, I don't shampoo every day. So the other days, I start with my underarms. Sooooo, according to this, I'm terrible in bed, except every 3rd day, I'm dynamite. Ok... :illogical

-Bell :idunno:

I can solve that problem Ticklebell, let me tickle er I mean wash your underarms for you😉 😀 :devil:
 
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