The Snake House

[Mash]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2015331099_snakesonahouse16.html

I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes, on this motherfuckin' plane!

But in all seriousness, out of all the infestations you can have, this is probably the best of them. You don't have to worry about bugs, rodents, and noisy neighborhood animals.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I've seen it, and I ain't clickin' on it. No sir.

I wanna see an episode of one of those ghost-hunter shows where the team spend the night in the snaaake houuuuse! It'd be screamingly funny.

 

[Abadon XXX1]

Unless said snakes have a taste for human flesh or even are poisonous >.>;;;

 

[Mash]

Harmless Garter snakes; no real threat. They don't even have a notable venom. At most, a Garter snake bite will cause your hand to swell and itch a little.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Yeah, but on one of those doofy ghost hunter shows? While some poor bastard is sitting there in the pitch dark, trying to tune into some otherworldly boogedyboo? It won't matter what type of snake it is, they're gonna freak the fuck out. Guaranteed hilarity for the home viewer.

 

[U.N.Owen]

Harmless Garter snakes; no real threat. They don't even have a notable venom. At most, a Garter snake bite will cause your hand to swell and itch a little.

That's not really the point when the bank tricked people into buying a house with thousands of the things in the walls, and even tainting the well water.

 

[Mash]

That's not really the point when the bank tricked people into buying a house with thousands of the things in the walls, and even tainting the well water.

And that's not really the context in which my words were used. I wasn't defending the bank. I wasn't defending the realty. I was replying to Abadon's post of;

Unless said snakes have a taste for human flesh or even are poisonous >.>;;;

 

[U.N.Owen]

And that's not really the context in which my words were used. I wasn't defending the bank. I wasn't defending the realty. I was replying to Abadon's post of;

Ah. Yes, well, that's perfectly true, then. Non-toxic. Just too many of them.

 

[Mash]

Ah. Yes, well, that's perfectly true, then. Non-toxic. Just too many of them.

Right. Definitely wasn't a good thing for the bank to pull. The poor guys got jipped pretty badly.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The homes with the crap Chinese drywall seem downright dreamy in comparison.