The Space Corps Directives thread

[Lord Doctor]

The premise is simple.

Post known Space Corps Directives or your own Directives.

EG 34124: No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.



Or, 33193: Any Crewman caught in indecent acts with wet celery will receive a promotion to the rank of Colonel.

 

[milagros317]

31717: All female crew members with size 13 feet or larger must go barefoot indoors at all times.

 

[Lord Doctor]

70637: All Flag Officers must attend Christmas parties in ridiculous costumes.

 

[Sensualswitch10]

31718
Use extreme caution. Klingons have been detected near Uranus.

 

[milagros317]

31718
Use extreme caution. Klingons have been detected near Uranus.

32719: Any Klingons within one mile of my anus must be obliterated.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Space Corps Directive 1701: No officer named James Kirk is permitted to serve aboard any JMC vessel with women aboard.

 

[milagros317]

Space Corps Directive 1717: No person named Deanna Troi is permitted to be near any human being who serves in the Space Corp.