The Start Your Own Thread Cause Your Full Of Yourself Thread

[Mistress Aura]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me..?"

--Pussycat Dolls

 

[Illtcklu]

I'M not full of myself.....YOU are!

Is that cap YOU refering to me???????? 😱


How could you say such a thing?!



Would you like to be full of me too, Tamia?????

 

[Illtcklu]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me..?"

--Pussycat Dolls

Okay.... lead on.....

 

[Mistress Aura]

Okay.... lead on.....

I dunno--might not work. You'd have to let me drive. 😛 LOL

 

[Illtcklu]

I dunno--might not work. You'd have to let me drive. 😛 LOL

I always thought I was better equiped to drive?

 

[Mistress Aura]

I always thought I was better equipped to drive?

Nope, can't do it. But...hmmm. Perhaps you can co-pilot-- if we locate the proper passenger.

Mistress Aura

 

[Illtcklu]

Nope, can't do it. But...hmmm. Perhaps you can co-pilot-- if we locate the proper passenger.

Mistress Aura

Perhaps so. Always have to be in the drivers seat, eh?

 

[Mistress Aura]

Perhaps so. Always have to be in the drivers seat, eh?

Indeed. Practice makes perfect, eh?

 

[Illtcklu]

Indeed. Practice makes perfect, eh?

Then maybe you should practice letting someone else drive????? Tantalizing isn't it?

 

[Mistress Aura]

Then maybe you should practice letting someone else drive????? Tantalizing isn't it?

(Geez, now you sound like Redscript!! 🙄 ) Nope, the Mistress simply doesn't submit... Paid all my dues already "back in the day", you know. I can't even spell "swith". I mean, "swtch". I mean...oh, never mind, you get my drift. 😉 LOL

Mistress Aura

 

[Illtcklu]

(Geez, now you sound like Redscript!! 🙄 ) Nope, the Mistress simply doesn't submit... Paid all my dues already "back in the day", you know. I can't even spell "swith". I mean, "swtch". I mean...oh, never mind, you get my drift. 😉 LOL

Mistress Aura

But I am enjoying the drift.



It doesn't really matter to me either way. I have no prob. with you doing the DRIVING.

 

[Tamia78]

Is that cap YOU refering to me???????? 😱


How could you say such a thing?!



Would you like to be full of me too, Tamia?????

ILL!! You naughty, naughty boy!

I can't be full of you, because I'm already full of me... 🙄

 

[Mistress Aura]

ILL!! You naughty, naughty boy!

I can't be full of you, because I'm already full of me... 🙄

Yeah, Ill, you wouldn't want her to explode or anything, would you?? 😀

Mistress Aura

 

[Tamia78]

Yeah, Ill, you wouldn't want her to explode or anything, would you?? 😀

Mistress Aura

Mistress.....don't flatter him!
He's already got a hand full of himself!

 

[Mistress Aura]

Mistress.....don't flatter him!
He's already got a hand full of himself!

Didn't quite mean it that way, T... but now that you mention it, he types very well with only one hand, wouldn't you say?


Mistress Aura

 

[Tamia78]

Didn't quite mean it that way, T... but now that you mention it, he types very well with only one hand, wouldn't you say?


Mistress Aura

Notice that Ill hasn't joined this thread in a while......Perhaps he's not as full of himself as he thinks!

 

[Mistress Aura]

Or maybe now both his hands are busy.


Mistress Aura

 

[kered]

Hello ladies! You are typing wonderfully today. I wonder if it just a natural thing for such lovely women and an incredible guy like myself.

 

[Mistress Aura]

Oh, but of course it is, Kered...maybe that's why we all take it so much for granted--you think? 😉 😀 You know we're all just so cute we can hardly stand it.

 

[kered]

I know, but we must make the effort for those less fortunate that us. Is Ill still masterbating, you think?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I know, but we must make the effort for those less fortunate that us. Is Ill still masterbating, you think?

I think Illtcklu is a little stuck. Someone switched his Vaseline with superglue.

 

[kered]

Quite a sticky situation either way.

 

[Mistress Aura]

Or maybe...hmmm. Oh! Maybe instead of superglue, it was WD40 and his hand slipped off really quick and it flew up and hit him in the forehead and now he's laying there unconscious, just waiting for somebody to find him...

That poor guy. Who wants to call the EMTs???

Mistress Aura

 

[Tamia78]

Or maybe...hmmm. Oh! Maybe instead of superglue, it was WD40 and his hand slipped off really quick and it flew up and hit him in the forehead and now he's laying there unconscious, just waiting for somebody to find him...

That poor guy. Who wants to call the EMTs???

Mistress Aura

omg! I thought I was gonna choke! I think that's it.....do you think somebody should call him?

Man, it's tough being us, ain't it?

 

[kered]

He'll be fine, I'm sure. A little turpentine and alot of screaming will fix him right up!