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The Sunburn And The Blonde

Helena

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:yowzer: Sunburn:yowzer:

A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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LOL!!! Good one Helena....a blonde joke that I hadnt heard before!

Your Robby
 
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Oh, My Robby! That is very high praise coming from the King Of Hearts!
 
LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀 But beware the wrath of Isabeau.
 
Oh, My Robby! That is very high praise coming from the King Of Hearts!
awwww Helena....it was very funny....and you make me blush......
:2poke: :2poke: :2poke: back at cha....

Your Robby
 
:justlips: Hello Isabeau, :justlips:
Don't be mad! :twohugs:
You reached a great number of posts!





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A fiery inferno of devils for my Robby!! :justlips:
 
Glad I could give you a chuckle General Zod!The secret.................LOLOLOL!
 
Sole seeker,
I'm glad that you hadn't heard that one. You're right. New blonde jokes are hard to find.
 
Helena said:
Sole seeker,
I'm glad that you hadn't heard that one. You're right. New blonde jokes are hard to find.

um might i suggest picking another hair color????
 
From now on people should make brunette jokes out of respect for Isabeau, lol. Great joke by the way.
 
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