The swearing thread

[ticklebutton]

...That's b***shit!

Those little asterisks

really offend me!

Button 😛

 

[natural tickler]

Well then, I wish you guys would clean up all this fucking profanity and shit, you shit-faced cockmasters, and for those who have never cursed and shit, you all are a bunch of lying, donkey raping shit-eaters!!!!!!!!!😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

welcome back flat foot!!!

glad to see you're ok!

ok my 2 fav.'s are frelling, which i stole from farscape.
be-itch, wich i made up myself about 5 years ago.

maverick, the use of profanity in polite company(that is around others that are not close friends, or relatives)is concidered rude, the hights of ignorance. it shows to the world that the person swearing has a very limited vocabulary, and imagination.
in most of the business world it will get you fired, and the labor dept. will go along with it. so if you need a reason to control your mouth, try getting, and keeping a job!

steve

 

[ticklebutton]

I'm also offended...

by limited spelling & grammar skills. 🙄

 

[ticklebutton]

and those little plastic stickers on fruit.

 

[ticklebutton]

and dinner parties without music.

Dagnabit, with all the shit there is to worry about in this fucked-up world, I don't have time to get a real job! (not that anyone would hire me anyway with my limited vocabulary)

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[TicklishSinner]

hehe button is soo cute with her Dagnabit!

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Actually, Steve is right. I would never have the guys from work over in polite company at my house without issuing a disclaimer first to the other guests that the air will be filled with all sorts of profanity, in which, in some cases, the word eff you see kay will be uttered every second or third word.
I think profanity, in and of itself, can be a wonderful art form, especially in how you manage to lace profanity into your ordinary conversations, especially in such a manner to induce the most comical reaction. I'm also quite careful when not to use it, like, when my mother-in-law is around, along with her family. It's easy not to do since they don't use those words themselves.
Back when I was dating my last pain in my ass girlfriend, we used to go shopping with her sister and her niece, and every so often I'd get caught interjecting bad woids into the conversation, and they'd get so mad, and I'd have to apologize. You should have seen their reaction when I told the niece, "I want you to know that your mom and your aunt use this language all the time when you're not around." You should have also seen their reaction when the niece replied, "I know."
I never could stand phonies anyway.
Where did I learn these words from? My mom, God bless her. My dad's family. Profanity is life. Even presidents use profanity.

 

[tickledorange]

gosh darn jelly-os
woo

 

[giantfan121262]

Man:

When I was in my early 20's, I used to know this one woman who CLAIMED to be a born again Christian, went to church every Sunday, and simply detested anybody swearing around her.

I had her over one time and cut my finger on a knife, cutting a lemon, and yelled "SHIT". Well, she shot me a look that would burn through led. My face was red with embarrasment.

When I got to know more about her, I learned she was the biggest FUCKING backstabbing ASSHOLE on this side of the China wall. I saw her again, and liberally used the F & S words just to bait her. She shot me that same look, and I just got up and said "Who the FUCK do you think you are putting on that virtuous front, when you wouldn't think twice of sticking a 2x4 up somebodys ASS sideways"? "You are a FUCKING phony!!"

She sat down and didn't even look at me the rest of the night.

 

[giantfan121262]

Some movies that stick in my mind which were laced with profanity were

Slap Shot
Bad News Bears I
Scarface (every other word out of Al Pacino's mouth was FUCK)