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The Tattoos

drew70

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A woman goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she wants something special.

"What are you looking for?" asked the artist?

"I'm a big fan of music," she explained. "I want both of my all time favorite musicians, one on each inner thigh."

"Shouldn't be a problem," the artist said. "Which two musicians?"

"Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder," she replied and handed him a couple of fan photos.

The artist studied the photos for a few moments, then looked up at her. "Okay, then. Let's get started." He took his time and meticulously etched the face of Paul McCartney on her left thigh, and Stevie Wonder on her right.

Once done, he put the tool down and said, "I think you're going to like them."

Unfortunately, due to the location of the tattoos, the woman was unable to get a good look at the finished work.

"Wait just a moment," she said. "I need to get an impartial opinion here."

She walked outside to look for somebody who might be willing to give her an opinion. The only person nearby was a drunk sitting there wobbling on the street curb. She showed him the tattoos, and asked him if he recognized them.

The drunk furrowed his brow in concentration and looked from one side to the other, giving serious consideration.

Finally the drunk said, "Well, I don't know who those other two guys are, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson!"

😱 :jester:
 
ack you are right drew...crude crude crude lololol...but surprise surprise, i got it lol...🙂
 
O Lord! (groans)
Shame on you for bagging on the tattooed Mr.! :jester:
XOXO
 
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