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The "tip of the day" thread

When using scissors to cut open a new bag of bird feed, please make sure your fingers are not in the path of the scissors...:31:
 
TIP: If you decide to rewire a lamp....make sure it is unplugged first. Really.
 
Do not try to outrun a cat while descending a stair case...
 
When dealing with multiple cats at home, always have a loaded water pistol within reach. Practice makes perfect.
 
I've got one that rather simple.
Never wear bowling shoes that have a funny smell, or appear to be crusting over.
In addition, never go bowling.
 
ewwww How can bowling shoes crust over?? Or do i want to know?

Never decide to watch "The Doctor" while having your own itch in the throat that makes you cough..sighs..
 
I don't know, I've never actually seen shoes in this condition. Lol
"Never put all of your eggs in one basket...and then throw the basket at a moving car"
 
Rick Tibbler said:
I don't NOW, but I did years ago. best thing I ever did was lay down the cigs. Just trying to warn off anyone who might for whatever foolish reason decide to start.
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Good on you! It is hard to do and I agree with you- tis a foolish thing to do which is why I am a fool. *shame on me*. I've attempted to quit...two months cold turkey and had no bother until I was going out for St Patricks day back in 2005. Then started again. Can do it no problem when I want to quit but at the moment don't have the desire to.

Anyways onto my tips...
Don't keep using the phrase "I'm new to this role" after being in a new job for a month....it's been a month therefore you are no longer new. I keep saying it at the moment and I'm sick of hearing myself saying it and for some reason can't help myself from saying it.

Never drink voda, wine, cider, martini and a random mix for a cocktail all in the same night.
 
Hopefully, you're back off the cigs now, tickle_fan03?



Today's tip: Never tickle a woman during "that time of the month".
 
Todays Tip:

If you're unusually tense for whatever reason, those progressive muscle-relaxation CDs can really help! I finally got around to listening (to one I've had sitting around here forever) last night, and afterward, I slept like the dead! I feel GREAT today! :clap:
 
Rick Tibbler said:
If you're unusually tense for whatever reason, those progressive muscle-relaxation CDs can really help! I finally got around to listening (to one I've had sitting around here forever) last night, and afterward, I slept like the dead! I feel GREAT today! :clap:
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really,what's it called,I am always tense around my neck?
 
QueenBeeBeeMari said:
really,what's it called,I am always tense around my neck?
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This particular one is called "Progressive Muscle Relaxation - 20 minutes to total relaxation" by a Beth Salcedo, M.D., but there are many varieties of the same thing out there.
 
hmm,I remember being given a book on stress by our school's mental health professional and it had a chapter on Progressive Muscle Relaxation I was also given a sheet with an exercise copied on it.But maybe a CD would be better
 
My tip of the day?: Do not attempt to be sassy if you're a lee -glares at QB and Anthony in general-
 
shygirl21 said:
My tip of the day?: Do not attempt to be sassy if you're a lee -glares at QB and Anthony in general-
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Unless you are a total tickling masochist! I take it they ganged up on you in the Tickle Fight - thread?
 
Always make fun of trolls (see above Anyuta post) and flag them so that the mods can dump their asses from the board ASAP.
 
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