The TMF Orchestra!

[The Internet]

Ha, i was just on another thread, and joking about a "TMF band"....who would be in it.......would it be a little combo? Or would it be a full-blown orchestra?!! We could be a force to be reckoned with! We'd beat all the other fetish forums in a Battle of the Bands, I know we would! Tickling is exactly like playing an instrument!

So I ask....who plays music in this so-called "TMF"? Let's say this was a prison instead of an online fetish forum, who would be in the band? Who would put their name on the sign-up sheet?

I volunteer, I'll fill in where ever I'm needed....I play drums, guitar, a little bass, some keyboards, I can write, sing, sing harmony.....I could lead the band with the baton or I could just be the utility guy, whatever's needed, I don't care, I'll play the green green green tambourine. 😉

What do YOU play? And more importantly, once we got the lineup....WHAT do we play? lol. (probably just jam, right? In E. lol)

Or maybe you don't play an instrument..... but you sing, maybe you've got one song that's your party piece. We'll back you up, we'll learn it.....no worries......(and if no one replies to the thread.... I can play the gig solo, no problem, lol....)

The TMF Orchestra, available for all functions....😉

 

[Vanillaphant]

I'll play the bassoon. 🙂

That's if I can find someone to lend me their bassoon. And show me how to play the bassoon. Shouldn't be a problem though. 😎 lol

Na. I'd be what I was when I was at school, I reckon. The guy who says, "I'll do it if you're desperate." When I was in my early/mid teens I took drum lessons, learned to string some simple chords together on guitar and keyboard... Anything more complicated than that - forget it! lol And I haven't even touched a musical instrument in years. Basically, if orchestras had sub benches, I'd be sat on that.

 

[Sensualswitch10]

I don't play any instruments, but I bet I'd be a natural at the... wait, what happened to the tickle harp?

Anyway, I could always be a roadie.

 

[The Internet]

I'll play the bassoon. 🙂

That's if I can find someone to lend me their bassoon. And show me how to play the bassoon. Shouldn't be a problem though. 😎 lol

Na. I'd be what I was when I was at school, I reckon. The guy who says, "I'll do it if you're desperate." When I was in my early/mid teens I took drum lessons, learned to string some simple chords together on guitar and keyboard... Anything more complicated than that - forget it! lol And I haven't even touched a musical instrument in years. Basically, if orchestras had sub benches, I'd be sat on that.

No problem, Vanillaphant! You can help sing the "na-na-nas" when we do "Hey Jude"!

I don't play any instruments, but I bet I'd be a natural at the... wait, what happened to the tickle harp?

Anyway, I could always be a roadie.

Dude....roadies get all the action! That's totally you! So yes, you are roadie. And not only do we bring you up to help play the ticklee harp.....you are in charge of auditioning the talent....a highly coveted job....😉

 

[Bugman]

I could drive the tour bus. 😛

 

[Volsung]

I always envied the oboe players, swabbing out their instruments with a feather...

 

[rdhd]

I'd play the triangle, like Ed Grimley on SNL. Or I'd play the stereo. Do they still make those?

 

[Secretlee]

I can play some guitar, mostly rhythm but could probably learn a few lead parts lol. Just whatever you do, don't give me a microphone...that would be bad hahaha.

 

[duderino84]

Ha, i was just on another thread, and joking about a "TMF band"....who would be in it.......would it be a little combo? Or would it be a full-blown orchestra?!! We could be a force to be reckoned with! We'd beat all the other fetish forums in a Battle of the Bands, I know we would! Tickling is exactly like playing an instrument!

So I ask....who plays music in this so-called "TMF"? Let's say this was a prison instead of an online fetish forum, who would be in the band? Who would put their name on the sign-up sheet?

I volunteer, I'll fill in where ever I'm needed....I play drums, guitar, a little bass, some keyboards, I can write, sing, sing harmony.....I could lead the band with the baton or I could just be the utility guy, whatever's needed, I don't care, I'll play the green green green tambourine. 😉

What do YOU play? And more importantly, once we got the lineup....WHAT do we play? lol. (probably just jam, right? In E. lol)

Or maybe you don't play an instrument..... but you sing, maybe you've got one song that's your party piece. We'll back you up, we'll learn it.....no worries......(and if no one replies to the thread.... I can play the gig solo, no problem, lol....)

The TMF Orchestra, available for all functions....😉

I play bass (5-string now) and bari sax.

 

[duderino84]

Just whatever you do, don't give me a microphone...that would be bad hahaha.

After listening to bands like this https://youtu.be/S6p3AtMwaes I can deal wtih almost any vocals....lol

 

[arachnid95]

Well, I can play the tenor!

...what's that? Don't I mean, "I can be the tenor?"

Nooooo, I mean play the tenor--as in, tease those high notes out of him by taking a brush to his feet! Of course, when he eventually taps (or passes) out, I'd be happy to stand in for my instrument... XD

 

[SamuelKhan]

The thunder of Kettle Drums...



I'm surprised there hasn't been any percussion!

 

[The Internet]

The thunder of Kettle Drums...

I'm surprised there hasn't been any percussion!

Whaddya mean?! rdhd said he'd play the triangle! I'm telling you....those triangle players never get any respect! lol.

You're a timpanist?! Ok, so....we'll open with "Also Sparch Zarathrusta"! That's the way you start a show! 😉

I play bass (5-string now) and bari sax.[/QUOTE

Duderino! 5-string bass? Nice!!! Definitely glad to have you in the group. AND Bari Sax, awesome! We can get Ellingtonian! We'll have Yolodahoboda play bass while you're in the horn section, and playing solos. 😉 Good to see we have all-around utility players like Yolodahoboda! (and....me! lol). Secretlee on rhythm. Arachnid goes in the 'lee harp, tenor, check.

And with Bugman driving the tour bus......it's going to be like The Muppet Movie meets the Merry Pranksters!

 

[shippyshippy]

I'll be the cool guy that eventually ruins everything by getting everyone addicted to coke and opiates.

 

[Volsung]

Well, I can play the tenor!

...what's that? Don't I mean, "I can be the tenor?"

Nooooo, I mean play the tenor--as in, tease those high notes out of him by taking a brush to his feet! Of course, when he eventually taps (or passes) out, I'd be happy to stand in for my instrument... XD

Nice...

 

[chicago]

I've got 3 guitars, a uke, some harmonicas, and a tin whistle. I can play guitar and harmonica and my singing is mediocre at best lol

 

[Vanillaphant]

I'll be the cool guy that eventually ruins everything by getting everyone addicted to coke and opiates.

lol That's an interesting take on the notion of "cool" you've got there! 😛

I can play guitar and harmonica and my singing is mediocre at best

This sounds suspiciously Folk to me. lol

 

[Barbershopman]

String bass and vocals here.

Barbershopman

 

[pool234]

I can bring along the french horn, the piano, the trumpet, maybe rock out on the xylophone or marimbas. Or just beat a drum. Jazz, classical, you let me know!

 

[chicago]

lol That's an interesting take on the notion of "cool" you've got there! 😛



This sounds suspiciously Folk to me. lol

Yeah, I went through a big Dylan phase. Hope that's OK for our hypothetical orchestra lol

Can't read music though lol

 

[Vanillaphant]

I'm quitting.

If the press asks any questions, tell them it was down to "artistic differences".

lol

 

[Bugman]

I'm quitting.

If the press asks any questions, tell them it was down to "artistic differences".

lol

LMAO. 😀

 

[The Internet]

I'll be the cool guy that eventually ruins everything by getting everyone addicted to coke and opiates.

LOL!

We'll have to eventually tell security not to let you in. "If you just tell Leo I'm here, he's gonna want to see me!" lol.

I can bring along the french horn, the piano, the trumpet, maybe rock out on the xylophone or marimbas. Or just beat a drum. Jazz, classical, you let me know!

Look at you! You should be playing with Frank Zappa, not the TMF Prison Band!