The TMF Private Message Hall of Shame

[kis123]

First PM ever.

Subject: tickling a mouthy young lady
have you spread eagle as 7 lers walk into the room talk all the talk you want no one answers there all just smiling at ya. They take their place each one knowing where to stand as if this was practiced 3 on each side of you and one at your feet in front of you. Totally ignoring what your saying the one at your feet calls out tickler number 1 step up. He takes one step to you and states how and what he is going to tickle and steps back, each ler does this in turn. When they are all done the one at your feet comes to you and whispers this is gonna tickle like hell and returns to the feet. Each one will taunt you in turn as they all tickle if this don't get into your head nothing will. your worst spots are but not limited to, behind the knees, under the arms, nails on feet raking, your shoulders , ears, neck, hips and just to annoy you under your nose and lips

It's a wonder you stayed; I would've run like hell!!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

nice soles!!!
Id love to tickle them and squirt on them!


fucking ew

Again. Ew. Srsly. I'm starting to think these fuckers MUST know they won't get a response, or a positive one at least. No one's THAT stupid, though I wouldn't put it past them. I'm starting to think it's that the knowing their crudeness will make you uncomfortable that they get off on which is why they do it. That just makes all this shit even worse.

 

[grandizer]

nice soles!!!
Id love to tickle them and squirt on them!


fucking ew

Oooohhhh thats naaaaaasssty.

 

[Mitchell]

Up until four years ago, when I was told to change my messaging practices, and then decided to stop pming girls for personal reasons, I have a strong feeling that I was a member of this group. My pm's would go something like this.

"Hello, I'm a (However old at the time) straight white male. I've been here for however many years. I got into tickling through a pen pal, and joined this site in 2002.

I would then say "How did your interest develop".

Finally, at the end of the message, I would then say "I have a few questions that I hope you wont mind answering" after which I would then ask what came to be known as my "famous three questions".

1. How ticklish are you and where?

2. Do you go barefoot at home?

3. Have you stood barefoot on a ladder?

Unbeknownst to me at the time, such approach got many complaints to the mods, in that I would fire questions, without even waiting for a reply from whatever girl I messaged, and then asking them if they would mind answering questions.

Eventually, I changed my approach of how I sent the first message after a while, first telling the girl why I joined the site, and about my pen pal who was into tickling. After I got a reply, and messaged her a couple of times, I would then ask if I could ask her questions. If she said yes, I would then ask, and either she would answer, or she wouldnt, but at least the girl wouldnt find questions from some guy she never talked to before in her box.

I havent messaged anyone on this site in a long time, for personal reasons I wont get into. If I ever decided to again, I would use the approach of messaging her, and then after she replied, asking if I can ask questions. Such resulted in a better response from the girls, when I was messaging girls.

Mitch

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

It's a wonder you stayed; I would've run like hell!!

LOL It wasn't the first PM I ever received 🙂 I meant it was the first PM this person ever sent me.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Up until four years ago, when I was told to change my messaging practices, and then decided to stop pming girls for personal reasons, I have a strong feeling that I was a member of this group. My pm's would go something like this.

"Hello, I'm a (However old at the time) straight white male. I've been here for however many years. I got into tickling through a pen pal, and joined this site in 2002.

I would then say "How did your interest develop".

Finally, at the end of the message, I would then say "I have a few questions that I hope you wont mind answering" after which I would then ask what came to be known as my "famous three questions".

1. How ticklish are you and where?

2. Do you go barefoot at home?

3. Have you stood barefoot on a ladder?

Unbeknownst to me at the time, such approach got many complaints to the mods, in that I would fire questions, without even waiting for a reply from whatever girl I messaged, and then asking them if they would mind answering questions.

Eventually, I changed my approach of how I sent the first message after a while, first telling the girl why I joined the site, and about my pen pal who was into tickling. After I got a reply, and messaged her a couple of times, I would then ask if I could ask her questions. If she said yes, I would then ask, and either she would answer, or she wouldnt, but at least the girl wouldnt find questions from some guy she never talked to before in her box.

I havent messaged anyone on this site in a long time, for personal reasons I wont get into. If I ever decided to again, I would use the approach of messaging her, and then after she replied, asking if I can ask questions. Such resulted in a better response from the girls, when I was messaging girls.

Mitch

I'm not being a dick so don't take this the wrong way, I'm seriously just plain curious because I don't understand. Why the questions in the first place? Those ones? Like, if they're answered, what does it do for you? What're they for? What do they have to do with her as a person? If they don't answer will you not have an interest in talking to them? If they do answer, does that enhance your interest in talking to them?

I'm just, puzzled, is all. 🙂

 

[kis123]

I'm not being a dick so don't take this the wrong way, I'm seriously just plain curious because I don't understand. Why the questions in the first place? Those ones? Like, if they're answered, what does it do for you? What're they for? What do they have to do with her as a person? If they don't answer will you not have an interest in talking to them? If they do answer, does that enhance your interest in talking to them?

I'm just, puzzled, is all. 🙂

I'm not answering for Mitch, but from my perspective

I don't mind answering questions as long as I'm sufficiently prepped. I really don't see Mitch's questions too personal or prying. The problem may have been that someone else isn't as progressive and forward-thinking (sarcasm alert) as I am. It varies from woman to woman and that might have been where he got into a bit of issues.

Then again, Mitch, you can chime in whenever you want to.........

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I'm not answering for Mitch, but from my perspective

I don't mind answering questions as long as I'm sufficiently prepped. I really don't see Mitch's questions too personal or prying. The problem may have been that someone else isn't as progressive and forward-thinking (sarcasm alert) as I am. It varies from woman to woman and that might have been where he got into a bit of issues.

Then again, Mitch, you can chime in whenever you want to.........

Well, yeah. The questions themselves may not be prying (dependent upon the individual being asked and their perspective of the questions of course). My question is what the questions DO for the one who asks them? Why THOSE questions? The recipient answers them...and then what? How have the answers to THOSE questions enhanced the dynamic between asker and answerer? How is the relationship strengthed or how has one been formed in the first place based on THOSE particular set of questions? I'm assuming the questions are asked because Mitch wants to get to know the woman better but to me, personally, they're so random I'm curious as to why THOSE and why they're asked and what they do for the one asking.

 

[Mitchell]

Marquis, my only answer is that due to the fact that I like tickling and feet, maybe it got me excited to hear the answers to the questions. My pen pal Don Fraser, who was the one who got me into talking about tickling, used to tell me it always excited him to hear a girl answer the question about being ticklish, either by letter, or on the phone.

Anyhow, all this was a long time ago. As I said, I'm retired from messaging girls, and asking questions. I'm basically just a lurker and occasional poster now, so none of this really matters anymore.

kis, thanks for your support. I know you are progressive and free thinking, and I appreciate it.

Mitch

 

[leafstk]

Mitch, I'm always on the look-out for any barefoot girls on ladders for ya and will post such finds when I can 😀

 

[Mitchell]

Thanks, leaf, it is appreciated, my friend.

Mitch

 

[kis123]

LOL It wasn't the first PM I ever received 🙂 I meant it was the first PM this person ever sent me.

Oh I see.

He would've made it to my ignore list with da' quickness! That is after I "responded" to his "scenario"..........

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Marquis, my only answer is that due to the fact that I like tickling and feet, maybe it got me excited to hear the answers to the questions. My pen pal Don Fraser, who was the one who got me into talking about tickling, used to tell me it always excited him to hear a girl answer the question about being ticklish, either by letter, or on the phone.

Anyhow, all this was a long time ago. As I said, I'm retired from messaging girls, and asking questions. I'm basically just a lurker and occasional poster now, so none of this really matters anymore.

Mitch

Well that makes sense. Thanks. 🙂

 

[QueenMari]

My inbox has been creepy PM free

 

[Snail Shell]

One of personal faves came from an artwork request. And yes, this was on this forum:

OMG! ur such a good artist. i've been a fan of yours since, like forever lol. anywy, i wuz wundering. i have this request for u. plz, cud you draw the powerpuff girls playing soccer naked? that wud be awsome. plz have it done soon. thx

I've gotten a number of really bizarre requests for tickling, but this one is truly stellar. Why soccer? And why are you on a tickling forum? Needless to say, I never replied. 😀

Snail Shell

 

[JJB]

One of personal faves came from an artwork request. And yes, this was on this forum:

OMG! ur such a good artist. i've been a fan of yours since, like forever lol. anywy, i wuz wundering. i have this request for u. plz, cud you draw the powerpuff girls playing soccer naked? that wud be awsome. plz have it done soon. thx

I've gotten a number of really bizarre requests for tickling, but this one is truly stellar. Why soccer? And why are you on a tickling forum? Needless to say, I never replied. 😀

Snail Shell

So pushy too. "plz have it done soon". You better get on that. 😛

 

[Mitchell]

You're welcome, Marquis.

Mitch

 

[Marquis De Sade]

One of personal faves came from an artwork request. And yes, this was on this forum:

OMG! ur such a good artist. i've been a fan of yours since, like forever lol. anywy, i wuz wundering. i have this request for u. plz, cud you draw the powerpuff girls playing soccer naked? that wud be awsome. plz have it done soon. thx

I've gotten a number of really bizarre requests for tickling, but this one is truly stellar. Why soccer? And why are you on a tickling forum? Needless to say, I never replied. 😀

Snail Shell

Wow. I don't even know.

 

[FootballGuy]

Oh my, here's my favorite.. I had never even spoken to this person before. Fun times.

So he called you all those nice names like guidette and bitch? What a smooth talker. Did you fall for him right then and there? Tell me you at least gave him your # 🙂

 

[Hypah]

^--- lmfao

 

[Sandrock74]

One of personal faves came from an artwork request. And yes, this was on this forum:

OMG! ur such a good artist. i've been a fan of yours since, like forever lol. anywy, i wuz wundering. i have this request for u. plz, cud you draw the powerpuff girls playing soccer naked? that wud be awsome. plz have it done soon. thx

I've gotten a number of really bizarre requests for tickling, but this one is truly stellar. Why soccer? And why are you on a tickling forum? Needless to say, I never replied. 😀

Snail Shell

OMG! y did u never respond to my perfectly normal request? their is nothin wrong with naked soccer playing u no. i am waiting. plz have it done sooner!