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The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women
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AffectionateDan
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Now *THERE'S* a classic...
...for Ray to add to his collection! 😎 I've actually been holding onto this very same gag to post later, but the move has made that impossible, and now I don't need to bother! Nice pic, though.
...for Ray to add to his collection! 😎 I've actually been holding onto this very same gag to post later, but the move has made that impossible, and now I don't need to bother! Nice pic, though.
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Hey! How did you get a picture of me?.....j/k, lol! 😛
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LMAO 😛
Very amusing "list". 😀
Very amusing "list". 😀
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Often enough
the boobs they have are us!
the boobs they have are us!
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I'd like to point out that #1 should be "they have vaginas" because all women do. Then all the rest inbetween #1 and #10 should be blank.
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My list
The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women
1. They have boobs.
2. They Like Shiney things.
3. The more Shiney things they get the more often they show there boobs
4. They like sex, until they're married.
5. Things that were cute when you're just frinds become anoying once you start dating.
6. When you try to be a gentleman they tend to walk all over you.
7. When you walk all over them, they tend to love more.
8. No matter what you do it's never enough ("faster, harder, more!" see what I mean?)
9. They can slap you, cheat on you, even try to kill you, and they still get half in a divorce.
10. Did I mention they have boobs
Ok, now you can beat me down for being a sexist.
The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women
1. They have boobs.
2. They Like Shiney things.
3. The more Shiney things they get the more often they show there boobs
4. They like sex, until they're married.
5. Things that were cute when you're just frinds become anoying once you start dating.
6. When you try to be a gentleman they tend to walk all over you.
7. When you walk all over them, they tend to love more.
8. No matter what you do it's never enough ("faster, harder, more!" see what I mean?)
9. They can slap you, cheat on you, even try to kill you, and they still get half in a divorce.
10. Did I mention they have boobs
Ok, now you can beat me down for being a sexist.
