A man goes to a urologist,who happens to be a woman.
The dr. says I'm going to examine your prostate today,but this new procedure is different from what you might be used to.I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees,then when i check your prostate,take a deep breath and say *99*.
The man does as instructed,and says *99*
The dr. says good,now turn on your left side and while i repeat the check take a deep breath and say *99*.
Again the guy follows the instructions,taking a deep breath and saying *99*.
Very good the dr. says,we are almost done.Now,i want you to lie on your back with your knees raised just a bit.I am going to check your prostate with this hand,and with the other hand i am going to hold your penis.Now take a deep breath and say *99*.
The guy says,one...two...three...
The dr. says I'm going to examine your prostate today,but this new procedure is different from what you might be used to.I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees,then when i check your prostate,take a deep breath and say *99*.
The man does as instructed,and says *99*
The dr. says good,now turn on your left side and while i repeat the check take a deep breath and say *99*.
Again the guy follows the instructions,taking a deep breath and saying *99*.
Very good the dr. says,we are almost done.Now,i want you to lie on your back with your knees raised just a bit.I am going to check your prostate with this hand,and with the other hand i am going to hold your penis.Now take a deep breath and say *99*.
The guy says,one...two...three...
