the "useless accomplishments you are proud of" thread..

[C.K. Storyteller]

I got a gold star in fourth grade.

 

[dalekfire]

I smacked my girlfriend in the back from 15 feet away with my first ever official snowball!

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I once caught a fish.

 

[McNoodle]

I once scored a direct hit to a person's chest while playing paintball.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I once ate 30 slices of pizza at one sitting!

PROPS!!

I can touch my nose with my tounge

 

[adrenalayna]

My mommy thinks I'm special.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I can count to ten! XD

 

[Carsomyr]

I've been drunk in school

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I can create things out of paperclips

 

[Carsomyr]

I have studied Latin!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have a fridge magnet collection of epic proportions

 

[Carsomyr]

I have been up for 115 hours straight once

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I've shotted hot sauce without tearing up

 

[Carsomyr]

I confused the hell out of my teachers by graduating with an F in one subject, despite having more or less straight A's 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I am the number one hater of the Gilmore Girls theme song

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have just under 400 cds (5 away from 400, to be exact)

 

[*Spunky*]

I am posting for the first time in a long while.

 

[drewskee]

I had sex in a closet once (and almost got walked in on by my then girlfriend's little sister while doing it). 😀

 

[*Spunky*]

I had my first time in a public restroom at Disney World in Orlando with my boyfriend at the time, Scott Thomas 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

My never-ending patience when it comes to hearing of my wife's dead-beat ex lovers

 

[drewskee]

I've had sex at the drive-in theater a number of times. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I didn't have sex until my wedding night...nah, that's a lie...I had my first time in a public restroom at a Disney World in California...just don't tell my wife 😀

 

[Pulchritudinous]

I have the uncanny ability to detect and announce if a squirrel is in the vicinity. XD

 

[..Glamorous..]

I never had sex in a bed until I met my husband.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I can drink a can of soda in one gulp.