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the "useless news of your life" thread..

We slept with the sliding glass door unlocked all night..😱
 
One of the steam pipes that heats my house burst and the plumber is replacing it now.
 
Went shopping for used CD's at a neighborhood pawn shop with a friend. Found a few amazing titles for like three bucks apiece.
 
My cars transmission went out😛issed...the one I borrowed blew up:blink...and now im driving a rusted deathtrap:scared...I wish I still lived within walking distance of the places I frequent...:cry




God may be telling me not to drive...or the devil may be missing...lol
 
Stick a fork in me...

...I'm DONE! Overdone, really. You'd think someone who's lived down here for as many years as I ave would have had more sense than to spend 2½ hours at the beach sans sunscreen.
:wmad​
 
Man, it's brutal down here. Yesterday's heat-index climbed into the 120°'s range. Hope everybody else on board is experiencing more temperate weather where you are.
 
Didn't even reach 80 here today...but we get to pay for it with rain due to hit just as the sun goes down...i.e.: fireworks time!
 
I've lost 10 or so, just by cutting out a lot of the bread-ish and/or pastry things I used to like to snack on (low-gluten diet).
 
I have arthritis in my feet...sighs...but that won't stop me from getting on the treadmill......old age suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 
I have arthritis in my feet...sighs...but that won't stop me from getting on the treadmill......old age suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



Shouldn't arthritis of the foot be like "Footthritis" or "Legthritis"?

I ask only because you are old and wise.:stickout
 
Shouldn't arthritis of the foot be like "Footthritis" or "Legthritis"?

I ask only because you are old and wise.:stickout

oo hardy har har...the useless news for today....Rick needs spanked really really badly...
 
But then I wouldn't be able to sit down and work on my movie-list update(which I am happy to say is now well past the halfway point!). :stickout
 
I just woke up like an hour ago



that's some useless info for you

oooo Queen Bee is a vampire

I'd stake you, but all I have is a feather, so...

To contribute, my sister has no female friends of any worth so I'm her "Man of Honor" in the wedding coming up a week from tomorrow. She wouldn't let me wear a kilt. 🙁
 
damn Crusher and you would look soooooooooo formidable in a kilt..you should wear in anyway..

o and chelsea threw up on my bed cover...:31:
 
I ate some hot cereal today, with Splenda. While I was eating it, my upper lip swelled to sub-Jaggerish proportions. My lips felt numb too. I was scared. The swelling's gone down somewhat, but my upper lip is still swollen.

WTF? This has never happened to me before. I guess Splenda is off the menu for the duration.
 
I'd stake you, but all I have is a feather, so...

To contribute, my sister has no female friends of any worth so I'm her "Man of Honor" in the wedding coming up a week from tomorrow. She wouldn't let me wear a kilt. 🙁

Oh no,sorry that won't work.I am a special vampire and non of those silly things work.Nice try though
 
Oh no,sorry that won't work.I am a special vampire and non of those silly things work.Nice try though

Pretty sure the feather, applied properly, would work pretty well. 😉

Allergies are giving me bad times. Eyes burning, and headaches straight down to my teeth.
 
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