"When we drink,we get drunk.When we get drunk,we fall asleep.When we fall asleep,we commit no sin.When we commit no sin,we go to Heaven.So,lets all get drunk and go to Heaven. Brian O'Rourke
Warning: The consumption of alochol may cause pregnancy.
"Beer is proff God loves us,and wants us to be happy. Benjiman Franklin
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
"Without question,the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.Oh,i grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Berry
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
"To some,its a 6 pack,to me its like a support group.Salvation in a can! Dave Howell
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning: The consumption of alochol may cause pregnancy.
"Beer is proff God loves us,and wants us to be happy. Benjiman Franklin
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
"Without question,the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.Oh,i grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Berry
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
"To some,its a 6 pack,to me its like a support group.Salvation in a can! Dave Howell
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
