The Why's of Men

[bellystrokes]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)




6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)



And the personal favorite:





8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
So that's what women really think. 😀

 

[steph]

 

[Bugman]

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

LMAO.

 

[unclebill]

hmmm.....with that good of a sense of humor, perhaps you could be a hostess in some Hollywood restaurant someday, my dear.

 

[Mastertank1]

Some alternate answers to the questions;

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

Because of increased blood flow to the organ most of us think with.

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

We don't want to miss your amazement that we did something right.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

They're all trying to trip each other, and then get into fights and forget what they were trying to do in the first place.

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

Most of our scrota aren't that long. It's that our weight forces our buttcheeks together and THAT causes vaporlock.
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

To figure out how to open cans.

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

To have an audience who would appreciate the masterpiece to follow.

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

Actually, half of us do put them down; the other half follow us around and lift them back up again.


And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

They threw us out of heaven because we wouldn't stop chasing the female angels, hell didn't want us and they had to put us somewhere.

 

[Illtcklu]

Most of our scrota aren't that long. It's that our weight forces our buttcheeks together and THAT causes vaporlock.

But it took BIG BALLS to admit that the scrota isn't that long!

Most men never put scrota and short in the same sentence........


btw 'Tank, do you snore?????

 

[Mastertank1]

Yes, I do;

But it took BIG BALLS to admit that the scrota isn't that long!

Most men never put scrota and short in the same sentence........


btw 'Tank, do you snore?????

I'm told it sounds like a mountain collapsing.