It seems there was a woman who hated wearing underwear. One day she decided to go shopping for a new pair of shoes, and since she was wearing a skirt the salesman was enjoying an excellent view. After the forth pair of shoes, the guy couldn't stand it anymore. "Lady", he said,"thats some beautiful sight. I could eat that pussy full of ice cream."
Disgusted the woman ran out of the store and went home. When her husband came home from work she told him about the incident and demanded that he go and beat the shit out of the salesman. When he flatly refused to do it dumbfounded she asked him, "Why the hell not!"
"Three reason's" said her husband. "Number one: you shouldn't have been out in a skirt and no underpants. Number two: you have enough shoes to last you ten years. And number three: any son of a bitch that can eat that much ice cream I don't want to mess with in the first place."
Rob
Disgusted the woman ran out of the store and went home. When her husband came home from work she told him about the incident and demanded that he go and beat the shit out of the salesman. When he flatly refused to do it dumbfounded she asked him, "Why the hell not!"
"Three reason's" said her husband. "Number one: you shouldn't have been out in a skirt and no underpants. Number two: you have enough shoes to last you ten years. And number three: any son of a bitch that can eat that much ice cream I don't want to mess with in the first place."
Rob
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That was a great one. 
