the "you know your getting older when" thread

[paracarl44]

When someone calls you "POPS". I hate that.

 

[milagros317]

... you take great care in stepping over the bathtub rim.

 

[General Zod]

When someone calls you "POPS". I hate that.

So noted.

When oldies radio channels play music from the 1980's.

 

[AmishTickler]

You have more hair coming out your nose than on your head.

 

[paracarl44]

You have to pluck hair from our ears.

 

[milagros317]

You expect to wake up with aches and pains.

 

[iloveddub]

You know you're getting older when: potential playmates give you their age, and you think....just a baby....

 

[paracarl44]

When you get rid of one pain area in your body and then you start to ache somewhere else.

 

[AmishTickler]

When you can't stay up as late as you used to.

 

[paracarl44]

When you can't drink as much alcohol as you used to.

 

[milagros317]

... when young people get up to give you their seat on the subway.

 

[AmishTickler]

You don't want to drive anywhere when the weather is bad.

 

[milagros317]

... you hate going outside when it's cold.

 

[paracarl44]

You need more outer body clothing in cold weather.

 

[milagros317]

... your knees hurt just from the cold.

 

[AmishTickler]

You need to take more naps.

 

[paracarl44]

You look at your calendar in the morning to see if you have any doctors appointments.

 

[tickleshotel]

Sometimes you lose your train of thought

 

[DarthGrinn]

You need to warm up before dancing at a wedding, otherwise you will be sore and stiff for a week.

 

[c7_assassin]

A single bottle of red wine can make you sleepy...

 

[C.A.B.]

You don't give a fuck... and really mean it.

 

[LBFT]

You know you're getting older when young women call you sir.

LBFT

 

[paracarl44]

You like to think about the past when you didn't have to pay so much to purchase things.

 

[Jagermeistered]

You miss shit from 15 years ago.

 

[milagros317]

... people post this smiley about you: