the "you know your getting older when" thread

[paracarl44]

When the only thing that gets stiff on you is your joints.

 

[AmishTickler]

when you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

 

[milagros317]

You count your age in hexadecimal (base 16).

67 = 43[sub]hexadecimal[/sub]

 

[paracarl44]

When you used to rock around the clock, now you limp around the block.

 

[milagros317]

You count your age in hexadecimal (base 16).

67 = 43[sub]hexadecimal[/sub]

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

when the video game system you had a kid you now see is back on the store shelves as an adult

 

[milagros317]

... when you look in the mirror and see an old face.

 

[paracarl44]

When you have a hard time getting up from a low chair.

 

[milagros317]

When you have a hard time getting up from a low chair.

Sad but true.

 

[paracarl44]

You wake up in the morning with another ache you haven't had before.

 

[chicago]

You start dividing your meds into daily pill organizers

 

[GirlMeetsTickle]

You wouldn’t be able to pluck all your grey hairs without leaving bald patches.

 

[moose]

You get exhausted walking up stairs

 

[Gothika]

you have grey hairs coming out of your butt crack

 

[paracarl44]

You have to pluck white hairs from your eyebrows almost daily.

 

[milagros317]

You wake up in the morning with another ache you haven't had before.

🙁

 

[paracarl44]

You look at the calendar on Monday to see which doctor you have an appointment with that week.

 

[PhoenixRising]

When you hear people in their 20's talk about old people and you realize they're talking about you.

 

[Sandisk444]

When you get sore muscles from having the hiccups the previous day -.-

 

[milagros317]

You look at the calendar on Monday to see which doctor you have an appointment with that week.

When the "physicians" category in your contacts covers more than one full screen on your phone. 😱