There needs to be a company that Tickles celebs

[bryce87]

Who here agrees that there needs to be a company or person that makes videos of celebs getting tickled? I would love to see The Olsen Twins, Emma Watson etc get tickled on their feet etc.

 

[dskodj]

nice dream, but would never happen. espessaly in today's world (the way the media already thrives to harm any celeb). and even if it were possible..you realise how much a producer would have to put out? theyd have to be RICH!

and imagine how much they'd charge for us to buy say a 5 min clip..probably 50 bucks a shot lol

 

[tkpatience]

Howard Stern. There I said it.

 

[Libertine]

Oh, get both hands back on the keyboard...

Who here agrees that there needs to be a company or person that makes videos of celebs getting tickled? I would love to see The Olsen Twins, Emma Watson etc get tickled on their feet etc.

Considering the vast difference between the pittance a tickling model earns for a shoot, and the bare minimum paid even to the most junior member of the Screen Actors' Guild, (scale is $782 per day for a speaking part as per the still-curent 2009 agreement, no matter how few lines, EXCLUDING additional buyout fees which are paid in lieu of residuals, and which can amount to many multiples of the original fee) why would a multimillionaire celebrity, all of whom are Union members long before they become famous (instant stardom is a myth) need to bother appearing for the tiny amount of money fetish vids pay? It's not as if they're short of cash, and if they were, could always do a commercial (and my God, do THOSE pay for celebrity endorsements) or at least pick up several thousand for cutting the ribbon at the opening of a supermarket.

For example, the British Broadcasting Corporation News Department reports that Paris Hilton made more than $22m from promotional work, product endorsements, her own line of fragrances and nightclub appearances in 2006 and 2007- in other words, just by showing up. And she ain't even no movie star...

How's that for cold water poured in your lap?

 

[BellaRisa]

Considering the vast difference between the pittance a tickling model earns for a shoot, and the bare minimum paid even to the most junior member of the Screen Actors' Guild, (scale is $782 per day for a speaking part as per the still-curent 2009 agreement, no matter how few lines, EXCLUDING additional buyout fees which are paid in lieu of residuals, and which can amount to many multiples of the original fee) why would a multimillionaire celebrity, all of whom are Union members long before they become famous (instant stardom is a myth) need to bother appearing for the tiny amount of money fetish vids pay? It's not as if they're short of cash, and if they were, could always do a commercial (and my God, do THOSE pay for celebrity endorsements) or open a supermarket.

How's that for cold water poured in your lap?

Not only this, but can you imagine the heinous level of "OMG she's faking!" arguments with true actresses?

 

[silversurf828]

I am recently out of college and looking for employment 😀

 

[Deadsea7777]

Who here agrees that there needs to be a company or person that makes videos of celebs getting tickled? I would love to see The Olsen Twins, Emma Watson etc get tickled on their feet etc.

OK, fair enough, be bold show us your entrepreneurial spirit....go an create that company and be that person. We cheer you up in a chorus.

 

[AmishTickler]

You could probably convince Lindsay Lohan to do it.

But ummm, yeah, if this was actually a serious question...there ain't a snowball's chance in hell of that ever happening. Sorry.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Howard Stern. There I said it.

Yeah but Stern doesn't do any 'mainstream celebs' only those who are obscure or washed-out porn stars.

Get me a video of Jennifer Aniston tickling Jordana Spiro (or the other way around), and we'll talk.

 

[AmishTickler]

Yeah but Stern doesn't do any 'mainstream celebs' only those who are obscure or washed-out porn stars.

Get me a video of Jennifer Aniston tickling Jordana Spiro (or the other way around), and we'll talk.

Ummm, I wouldn't call Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, or Maria Menounos "obscure" or "washed-out". On the contrary, I'd consider them some of the most famous and most beautiful women in the world. So I'm not sure where you came up with that assertion.

 

[tkl-pen]

Never happen, but cool idea - I'd buy clips of Jessica Alba, Evangeline Lilly and a few others tickled in bondage - especially if it was a male villain doing the tickling.

 

[rhiannon]

Ummm, I wouldn't call Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, or Maria Menounos "obscure" or "washed-out". On the contrary, I'd consider them some of the most famous and most beautiful women in the world. So I'm not sure where you came up with that assertion.

Have you ever seen Pamela Anderson without make-up? If so, you wouldn't call her one of the most beautiful women in the world! 🙂

 

[maniactickler]

Have you ever seen Pamela Anderson without make-up? If so, you wouldn't call her one of the most beautiful women in the world! 🙂

As is the case with alot of hot female celebs. take off their mask of make-up, and most are average looking at best.

 

[Libertine]

The reason being...

As is the case with alot of hot female celebs. take off their mask of make-up, and most are average looking at best.

That's because all male casting directors are gay, and wouldn't know a good-looking woman if she dropped her thong and sat on their faces. And female casting directors (and especially their younger assistants who do the pre-screening of headshots) viscerally loathe anyone prettier/younger than themselves and make sure only those whom they find the most anodyne and least threatening get the chance to audition for anything.

There might be exceptions- maybe you can think of them.

 

[txtklr]

Biggest problem with Stern and his bunch is they have no idea how to tickle a woman.

 

[Deadsea7777]

As is the case with alot of hot female celebs. take off their mask of make-up, and most are average looking at best.

True. However the opposite is also true. You take any average looking unknown woman and with the proper make up you got yourself a hot unknown female.

Of course, make-up like all techniques has both potential....and limits. It cannot make miracles, but it can always help.

I think every woman should keep an open mind and give it a try at least once in her life, with a proper professional of course.

 

[tkl-pen]

Have you ever seen Pamela Anderson without make-up? If so, you wouldn't call her one of the most beautiful women in the world! 🙂

You are so right, Rhiannon. Mind you, I never found her attractive even with the makeup.

 

[BMoreTklr]

My 2 cents.......it's a nice thought buuuuuuut would never happen unless the recession rose to all-time high's, and there was a massive collective of celebrities who lost money in the recession or got swindled Bernie Madoff style. I agree though, closest thing we've got is Howard Stern. I'm hoping one day he has the Kardashian sisters on and atleast Kim and Courtney get in the tickle chair 🙂. What, a man can dream right?

 

[mabus]

That's because all male casting directors are gay, and wouldn't know a good-looking woman if she dropped her thong and sat on their faces. And female casting directors (and especially their younger assistants who do the pre-screening of headshots) viscerally loathe anyone prettier/younger than themselves and make sure only those whom they find the most anodyne and least threatening get the chance to audition for anything.

There might be exceptions- maybe you can think of them.

You are DAMN right on that one, Libertine!

I keep seeing articles where writers keep asking if Hollywood is "weight" biased because.....and this will prove your point.....
Christina Hendricks can't find a dress, or she's having a hard time or.... and ...oh..my....GoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooDDDDDDDD that woman is a WOMAN! Huge breasts, red hair, not some manly looking "stop the insanity" buzz cut.
No one ever told her "Excuse me sir, oh I'm sorry, you're a woman...."

And yet a lot of women in Hollywood don't have big breasts...or hell, large breasts, ....unless they're fake as shit.

On this tickling thing.....if you've got a little bit of money, more than a Hollywood mogul...this can happen:

Hire all those damn reality TV rejects!
They're still begging for 15 seconds of immediate gratification fame. Tell them they'll be embarrassed...but will make a few headlines, and thay may do it for free!
(I'm not kidding about this, this is easily a possibility, since there are thousands of those folks at this point....)