There Once Was A Man From Nantucket

[Lilmissticklishfeet]

I have actually finished this limerick, without making it sound dirty.

*clears throat*

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his things in a bucket
The best thing of all
Was a baseball
Signed by the late Kirby Puckett!

BTW, why is it that no-one ever finishes this limerick without it turning dirty?

 

[isabeau]

hmm

there once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his ducks in a bucket..
when asked why do that..
he said..better than my hat..
now why don't you just go and sucket..

 

[milagros317]

Is this limerick dirty? Or just sick?

A frustrated young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina,
And parts of her anus in Dallas.

 

[Lilmissticklishfeet]

Is this limerick dirty? Or just sick?

A frustrated young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina,
And parts of her anus in Dallas.

To be perfectly honest, I thought it was hilarious! I can't stop laughing about it. Nice one, milagros!

 

[subZer0]

BTW, why is it that no-one ever finishes this limerick without it turning dirty?

Sounds like a challenge to me...


There once was a man from Nantucket;
who took a shit in a bucket;
he fell arse over tit;
on his face the shit hit;
and all he could say was "Oh, fuck it!"

 

[Lilmissticklishfeet]

Sounds like a challenge to me...


There once was a man from Nantucket;
who took a shit in a bucket;
he fell arse over tit;
on his face the shit hit;
and all he could say was "Oh, fuck it!"

Thank you, subZer0, for proving my point.

 

[isabeau]

but i did write one that wasn't dirty..

 

[subZer0]

Thank you, subZer0, for proving my point.

He he, you're very welcome, my friend! Thanks for providing the material.



😀

 

[paracarl44]

Let me give it a try.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had a hole in his bucket,
it was hard to bathe,
and he could not shave,
so his Love Life was Noneofit.(None-of-it).

 

[Gothika]

lol nice job everyone loved them all.i would do it but i cannot come up with anything right now.

 

[Artoo]

A Sociopath from Nantucket,
Would put foot in mouth and then suck it.
But he started to cough,
And he bit it clean off!
So he carries it round in a bucket.

 

[Artoo]

On another note, does anyone know any "silly" limericks that do not follow conventional limerick structure?

For example;

A wise old senshi from Japan
Told limericks that often did span.
When they asked him, "why so?"
He replied, "yes I know,
But I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

 

[Artoo]

Another "silly" one...

A dapper young man from Dundee
Was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked, "did it hurt?"
He replied, "no it didn't,
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet."

😀

 

[Gothika]

ok well i came op with something its not the best but i tried mayby i will thinks of something better.

There once was a cannibal from Nantucket
Who carried cocks of all the guys that sqrewed hiswife in a bucket
he told all the guys not to fuckit
or there cocks would end up in the bucket
good thing is he never starved
for his wife was a *****

 

[paracarl44]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who carried his gold in a bucket,
one night he was robbed,
and then he sobbed,
"I've lost my wealth allofit". (all-of-it).