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Things not to do in the kitchen

Have sex on the same kitchen table that you plan on having your friends and family eat on a couple hours later
 
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Don't let the smoke detector go off: open a window. :yarr:
 
Teabag a ham sammich before serving it to your soon to be ex-girlfriend in the dining room.
 
Throw carving knives around in a flashy manner like I'm often only-just-not-found-doing...
 
Forget to put the top on the blender before turning it on. 😱
 
Let Kered borrow your electric mixer for ANYTHING. :doublefinger:
 
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