Things that make No sense...

[Capnmad]

Allow me to add...

Water: Sure, sure... it's "necessary for life", but really, who wants to ingest a molecule so stable that in its life it's already seen the innards of countless animals? And yet, we put it in just about everything... Ew.

Breathing: That we should be compelled to exercise our diaphragms exhaustively 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in order to even survive is at variance with American values and freedom of choice! It's the fascism of the lungs, I tell you!!!

 

[Artoo]

Chuck Norris makes no sense. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The uncanny resemblance of Don King to a troll doll. Really. Take a close look, right down to the eyes.

Oh dear lord, he's right! 😱

 

[Headsnap]

You sir shall be my new God

Heinlein's universe, in which paunchy, middle-aged men are constantly pursued by nubile young women enthralled by the idea of marrying them. Now why couldn't I be a Deity in THAT reality... grok?

lollishpops

The fact that speaking with passion or conviction is often confused with anger and arrogance.

I agree! It also makes no sense that the harder you try to be horrible to people the more applause you get for it.

People who post long, drawn out threads saying 'goodbye, cruel board' and whining as much as possible in the process. If you want to go...go. Nobody has you chained to the keyboard, and 'gasp' most people who read the board won't either notice or care. I don't need to know all about your reasons or see multiple posts on the subject. Just go.

And die. In a fire. If it's not too much trouble. I would also like to tack on a rider that berates all sad-acts who post said "I QUIT THE INTERWEBS" threads then fucking come back. I piss on the families of these perambulatory bog-brushes and cast serious aspersions on their personal hygeine without having any solid evidence besides my own conjecture. THAT'S how much they annoy me.

 

[chicago]

The War on Drugs

Internet "thugs"

Artists who "retire."

Extra-medium t-shirts.

David Hasselhoff

Fox News

Long shorts that look like pants.

Non-Asians with Asian tattoos.

Spelling with numb3rs.

Ann Coulter.

Calvin and Hobbes peeing stickers.

Born-Agains.

Bill O'Reilly

Postage increases.

 

[Bugman]

Long shorts that look like pants.

THANK YOU!! And worn by people who are supposed to be adults no less...

 

[chicago]

Long shorts that look like pants.

THANK YOU!! And worn by people who are supposed to be adults no less...

I guess it's important for people to be able to air out their ankles. 😕

 

[Bugman]

Or they are perhaps expecting a flood?

 

[chicago]

People with very obvious accents who swear they don't have one.

Ticklish girls who deny it vehemently. That their assertion is provably false never seems to occur to them until after the fact. Silly things.

Yeah, I hate that too. 🙄

 

[chicago]

That people can get SO incensed if you attack their favorite band, or their sports team. Perspective is important, and your life WILL continue uninterrupted even if I think your band sucks the sweat from a monkey's testicles and your team is made up of deaf/mute lemurs. Grow the fuck up.

That so many people seem to not be able to tell the difference between a debate and an argument.

See thread "Marty Brennaman: Cubs Fans Are the Most Obnoxious in Major League Baseball"

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

That people are under the impression that anyone in the 'first world' would give a rat's ass about either Africa or the Middle East if they weren't interested in raping these nations' natural resources. See: Haiti for an example of how much of a shit we really give.

That the further off a president's term gets, the more tinted by nostalgia people's recollections become. There have been a spate of tributes to Richard Nixon in recent years, for Christ's sake. Explain that one historically, and take off the rose-tinted glasses whilst doing so.

People go on cruise ships to eat, the things are basically floating gambling halls and buffets. Yet, these same folks complain about inadequate gym facilities so they could at lest pretend to 'stay in shape' by sitting their fat ass on an exercise bike for 20 minutes a day and pedaling lethargically. Do your exercising beforehand, and enjoy your sybaritic pleasures. Nobody knows how to have a guilt-free good time anymore. Bacchus never felt bad, folks.

That people can get SO incensed if you attack their favorite band, or their sports team. Perspective is important, and your life WILL continue uninterrupted even if I think your band sucks the sweat from a monkey's testicles and your team is made up of deaf/mute lemurs. Grow the fuck up.

That so many people seem to not be able to tell the difference between a debate and an argument.

I just liked the '' rat`s ass'' quote from Breakfast Club



'' What if your dope was on fire''

''Impossible sir, it in Johnson`s underwear''

 

[Biscuit]

Canadian

bacon, which is tasteless ham, and Canadian beer, which is far superior to American gnats-piss hops. Guess which one we import more of.

The idea that the US is a democracy. The differences between a representational republic and a true democracy never seem to enter into the minds of the ninnies blathering on about our bringing 'freedom' to the world. If they want to be free-er (by their own standards) let them do it themselves...or not. Nobody likes a do-gooder. See: Iraq.

Actors

The music industry.

That they chose Will Smith, of all people, to star in a movie about Asimov's robot universe. Inappropriate doesn't begin to describe this.

That the fatter the woman, the smaller and yappier the dog. Don't the very large ever get large dogs? Aren't they afraid they'll be..misplaced?

That the real truth about the Christopher Reeve incident will never come to light in the popular media, despite being an open secret among professionals and amateurs in the sport. This has done unimagineable harm to a perfectly innocent sport, and came very close to getting it dropped from the Olympics. He dug his own hole and jumped in. Take it from someone in the know.

That Osama and Obama aren't mispronounced more frequently.