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Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

njjen3953

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1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
 
How about........

......"I dont give a monkies what agreement I signed with you last week about the rail road stopping right here, its coming through, so get out the god dam way!!".......dont you just love those positive vibes at thanksgiving time???
 
njjen3953 said:
1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

20. Is that a Turkey in your pocket or are you having a really Happy Thanksgiving!


TTD😉 😀 🙄
 
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
Oh I don't know... back in high school, I learned it's better to go ahead and tell a date when this happens, rather than to let her daddy see it for himself.


I really enjoyed the post Jen. In a room full of nuts, yer a caschew!
 
You mean you are not suppose to say these things everyday. Note to self. Great list Jen.
 
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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20. Is that a Turkey in your pocket or are you having a really Happy Thanksgiving!

21. Hmmmmm. Leftovers.

22. Anyone for seconds!

23. There's more where that came from...

24. Aunt Helen's breasts are the best!

25. Could you pass the rope, she's still moving? 😉
 
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