Things you should NEVER say to a police officer!!!

[BigJim]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
> >
> > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
> >
> > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
> >
> > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
> >
> > 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
> >
> > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
> > police officer.
> >
> > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
> >
> > 8. I pay your salary!
> >
> > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
> > too!
> >
> > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> >
> > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> > cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
> >
> > 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
> > drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> > look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

[Dave2112]

When asked why you were going so fast, do NOT say: "When I step on this-here pedal, it sends more gas to the carbeurator, increasing the overall velocity of the vehicle." And furthermore, do NOT point to the wheel and add "This steers it."

"You can smell that?"

"Where can I get one of those cute hats?"

"Wanna race?"

 

[Limeoutsider]

Bad cop, no doughnut




Yes, I was speeding, but not excessivly

 

[TicklingDuo]

"Wanna race?"

LOL My father actually ended up suggesting that to a cop who pulled him over once (50 odd years ago). He had a really hot engine that blew away anything the cops had. The cop obviously couldn't let him drive the police car and wanted to test out the other. So, they compromised. Dad slid over in the front seat and let the cop put it through its paces in exchange for no ticket. An hour later, they parted company back at the police car...where other cops were searching for him, thinking that something had happened. (He'd forgotten to go inactive when he left the car. lol)

Ann

 

[Hitman]

Thats not a gun. This is a gun!

 

[cleopatra2003]

😀 funny sayings! Thanks Big Jim
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
> > drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> > look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" 😀

 

[General Zod]

How about having a bumper sticker that says "I hate cops"?
That's the type you put on someone else's car

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Does this mean I get to be on COPS now?