Things you've said during sex that you wished you didn't

[mass1926]

I once told a girl "I love you" at the height of my orgasm after only going out with her for not even a month. Whoops....lol.

With another girl I once blurted out: "whose my dirty girl?", and she definitely did not respond the way to that remark the same way as in my fantasies....lol.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I talked about M-theory... she fell asleep 🙁

 

[john getty]

"This reminds me of my plumbing apprenticeship"

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

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[Tortuga]

Not kidding I have done this lol.

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[herts tickler]

"This reminds me of my plumbing apprenticeship"

HAHAHAHA john boy you absolute genious!!!

my wierdest one is definatly "i so hope my mate wakes up..." this was on a lads holiday a couple of years ago when i pulled a girl, took her back to my hotel and 'proceeded' with her while my friend slept about 3 feet away in another bed...good times...

 

[naughtylucy]

my wierdest one is definatly "i so hope my mate wakes up..." this was on a lads holiday a couple of years ago when i pulled a girl, took her back to my hotel and 'proceeded' with her while my friend slept about 3 feet away in another bed...good times...

You muppet!

I once asked if the alarm was set for the next morning. It wasn't the best sex ever.

 

[seanwoj]

I once said "who's you daddy?" to my GF.

Then her dad walked in and said "I am."

I was so embarrased but it was cool with her dad, becuz me n her are gettin hitched.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

"i luh...i luh...iiii...luuuuhhh...vvvvvve you."

it was just silly because i had such a hard time saying it.

 

[mass1926]

"i luh...i luh...iiii...luuuuhhh...vvvvvve you."

it was just silly because i had such a hard time saying it.

LOL, for me as a guy, that phrase pops out way to easily when I'm in the middle of getting busy. Even if I don't love the girl, the heightened level of euphoria I'm experiencing at that moment in time makes me blurt out things I shouldn't.

 

[jonsmith]

Wait...wait...hold on...
Did you just burp? What did you eat?!?!

Not the best thing to ask a girl at three in the morning. But I'm still curious as to why at that moment, my mind caught on to that particular piece of reality.

 

[mass1926]

Wait...wait...hold on...
Did you just burp? What did you eat?!?!

Not the best thing to ask a girl at three in the morning. But I'm still curious as to why at that moment, my mind caught on to that particular piece of reality.

My opinion has always been that if your mind is wandering during sex, then the sex must not be too good that night.

 

[Leo tickles]

I'm a virgin until marriage by choice, but while finger fucking- "I wish your **** dripped chocolate instead. Wanna get a chocolate milkshake after this?"
Her: "No, let's get that chocolate milk with the rabbit.
Me: "Yum. Cum faster woman, faster! I want my milk."

We actually did end up getting chocolate milk after. I dated her for 2 weeks. 😀


EDIT: This was before I actually appreciated people. These days, I get my chocolate milk first. 😀

 

[Saeria]

I talked about M-theory... she fell asleep 🙁

You know, I've actually done this same thing, except my strangely one sided discussion was on energy patterns and combinations that comprise the "soul" in relation to the the patterns of energy that make up time and space and how it'd be possible to be in two places at once. Hell, it was turning me on at least... but I'm a strange strange girl. Sadly, your result and mine were the same.

"I think I need to stop. I feel like I have to fart" (I REALLY REALLY didn't mean to say the end of that statement at the time... but it just came out.)

"The dog is watching me and it's really creeping me out"

"Do you know what would make this more interesting? CLOWNS!"

Then of course there is the time I spent 30 minutes giggling at family guy and he thought I was giggling at him. I guess I was just more interested in watching tv that night.. i dunno.

 

[Helena]

For me, it's not anything that I've said during sex that I regret. Instead, it's screaming too loudly in my apartment when I was enjoying myself. My neighbors below me were using something to hit the ceiling repeatedly to express their displeasure. I want to get a house so I can have more privacy.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Post-sex (think two minutes):

Zach - So what's your favorite Dragon Ball Z saga?
Gin - ...
Zach - ?
Gin - The only saga there is? Cell Saga!
Zach - Yeah, but what about........

....

And then there was a good five minute conversation to follow.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Post-sex (think two minutes):

Zach - So what's your favorite Dragon Ball Z saga?
Gin - ...
Zach - ?
Gin - The only saga there is? Cell Saga!
Zach - Yeah, but what about........

....

And then there was a good five minute conversation to follow.

If you told ME your favourite saga was Cell, we'd be done.

Namek ftw.

 

[Master Baiter]

That red light?

No, it's not the smoke alarm ... it's just the video camera.

 

[Artoo]

Not kidding I have done this lol.

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It's like this every time I have sex.

 

[badreligion]

" Here is the condom I said I put on "

 

[Angel77]

For me, it's not anything that I've said during sex that I regret. Instead, it's screaming too loudly in my apartment when I was enjoying myself. My neighbors below me were using something to hit the ceiling repeatedly to express their displeasure. I want to get a house so I can have more privacy.

Been there!



Too funny!!!!!

 

[Lord Doctor]

Worst thing I EVER said...
"is that it? I thought it was us guys that came too early!" About four or five years ago.

 

[Bagelfather]

I don't remember saying anything terrible during sex (I'm sure I will remember one later). I do recall when I was younger having sex with my socks on and my gf said "take your socks off."

I replied, "some men fuck with their boots on, I fuck with my socks on."

(I don't, I just really didn't care to take them off at that moment).

 

[Tiger.Lily]

If you told ME your favourite saga was Cell, we'd be done.

Namek ftw.

That's so lame.

Android and Cell > all

 

[darkstain]

"You sunk my battleship!"