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It's videos like this that really makes you want to stop and have a little fun with all the weird random thoughts that go through your head on any given day.

When I go for walks, I take notice of how woefully unprepared most homes are for the inevitable dinosaur apocalypse. Then I start to think 'If I was Megaraptor, how would I go about breaking through their physical barriers to eat the tasty humans inside?' in methodical and meticulous detail and wonder what human might taste like to a dinosaur. Then I start to think about the mad scientist who unleashed the dinosaurs upon us just to see who would win in a fight: a T-Rex or an Abrams Tank. What an irresponsible bastard! Clearly super heroes are needed to solve this crisis, but then I remember we live in a brainwashed society of having any recollection of super heroes ever existing because the super villains won and have secretly taken over the world. Then I get angry because I fucking hate "Wanted" the comic book series and try think of happier times.
 
I'm pretty sure that if a T-Rex could take a tank shell, there would still be T-Rexes.

Rexes?

Rexi?
 
I'm pretty sure that if a T-Rex could take a tank shell, there would still be T-Rexes.

Rexes?

Rexi?

You know after looking this up there really is no plural form for T-Rex. Though I would prefer Rexes. It sounds better when you include the Tyrannosaurus part.
 
I think if all the dinosaurs came were to come back, humans would be screwed. The herbivores would devastate all our crops, leaving us with little to no food for ourselves and the carnivores would think the cities are all-you-can-eat buffets. I don't think the entire world's arsenal would have enough fire power to even put a dent in their numbers unless we voluntarily sent the world into nuclear winter. Then we have the makings for crazy post-apocalyptic misadventures! Fun times!:lol
 
There were a lot of Dinosaurs, but there weren't that many.

Plus, Dinosaurs would suffer from the impact humans have caused on the planet just as much as every other animal has. You don't see Bears pushing us out of our cities, anyways. Lack of natural food for carnivores would limit their numbers severely, and I doubt that herbivores would wander too closer to any of our cities.

Not to mention that despite how awesome those Dinosaurs were, they were not bullet-proof.
 
We're not teeth and claw proof, either.

I'd certainly be at a gun range more often if there were T-rexi about though. Or bowel control classes.
 
We're not teeth and claw proof, that's right.

However, there is a reason that we're at the top of the mammalian food chain, and it's not our good looks.
 
I feel as though taming these reptilian beasts would be to our advantage, but can we suppress centuries of blood lust? Well Michael Crichton seemed to think that's impossible but I really wanna ride some dinos.
 
I have a feeling that would turn out very similarly to those guys who go out and buy a tiger when it's a cub, and then get mauled when the thing is fully grown.
 
There were a lot of Dinosaurs, but there weren't that many.

Plus, Dinosaurs would suffer from the impact humans have caused on the planet just as much as every other animal has. You don't see Bears pushing us out of our cities, anyways. Lack of natural food for carnivores would limit their numbers severely, and I doubt that herbivores would wander too closer to any of our cities.

Not to mention that despite how awesome those Dinosaurs were, they were not bullet-proof.


For the sake of argument, let's assume every species on this list has spontaneously mass unextincted. Let's further assume that there is
roughly 100,000 of each of them and that they're rapidly procreating. There are only enough guns in the world to arm 1 out of every 12 people on earth. Out of all those guns, how many of them are going to be useful?

They may not be bullet proof, but do you have any idea how big of a caliber round you'd need to take one them big old suckers down? You're gonna need some pretty heavy shit to be effective at hunting these bastards. You might be able to wound them a little with the higher end of light caliber fire arms, but not enough to do any serious harm or hinder it in any way from devouring you whole because you pissed it off by shooting it.

Secondly, you also need to think about the sudden impact this would have on the world's ecology. Everything is going to shit because the earth has suddenly become over crowded by millions and millions of giant lizards and they don't play well with the other inhabitants.

Seriously! Dinosaurs will totally fuck shit up!🙂
 
I feel as though taming these reptilian beasts would be to our advantage, but can we suppress centuries of blood lust? Well Michael Crichton seemed to think that's impossible but I really wanna ride some dinos.

Yabba-dabba-do.:cool
 
For the sake of argument, let's assume every species on this list has spontaneously mass unextincted. Let's further assume that there is
roughly 100,000 of each of them and that they're rapidly procreating. There are only enough guns in the world to arm 1 out of every 12 people on earth. Out of all those guns, how many of them are going to be useful?

They may not be bullet proof, but do you have any idea how big of a caliber round you'd need to take one them big old suckers down? You're gonna need some pretty heavy shit to be effective at hunting these bastards. You might be able to wound them a little with the higher end of light caliber fire arms, but not enough to do any serious harm or hinder it in any way from devouring you whole because you pissed it off by shooting it.

Secondly, you also need to think about the sudden impact this would have on the world's ecology. Everything is going to shit because the earth has suddenly become over crowded by millions and millions of giant lizards and they don't play well with the other inhabitants.

Seriously! Dinosaurs will totally fuck shit up!🙂

Well, you also have to take into account that almost none of these Dinosaurs existed within the same period of time.

They would be just as startled and frightened by each other as they would by us. We would not be the only thing on the menu for 99.99% of said Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs don't know what mammals are. Dinosaurs have NEVER experienced mammals larger than your average gerbil. Due to this, we would have a massive advantage, as the Dinosaurs have no evolutionary guidelines to follow. Throwing something back into existence would at very least confuse the shit out of it, if it didn't just die of fright on the spot.

You also have to take into account plants that existed back then that do not exist now. Some herbivores wouldn't be able to survive simply because their primary source of food no longer exists.

Bacteria that didn't exist back then would also be an issue. Mosquitos dined on dinosaurs way back in the day as well, but now they're carrying 65 million years worth of bacteria and disease that Dinosaurs have NEVER been exposed to.

If the Dinosaurs were still alive in three months I'd be shocked.
 
It's the zombie dinosaurs that we all need to be worried about. I'm telling you, we should have changed our way of fueling automobiles decades ago.
 
Well, you also have to take into account that almost none of these Dinosaurs existed within the same period of time.

They would be just as startled and frightened by each other as they would by us. We would not be the only thing on the menu for 99.99% of said Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs don't know what mammals are. Dinosaurs have NEVER experienced mammals larger than your average gerbil. Due to this, we would have a massive advantage, as the Dinosaurs have no evolutionary guidelines to follow. Throwing something back into existence would at very least confuse the shit out of it, if it didn't just die of fright on the spot.

You also have to take into account plants that existed back then that do not exist now. Some herbivores wouldn't be able to survive simply because their primary source of food no longer exists.

Bacteria that didn't exist back then would also be an issue. Mosquitos dined on dinosaurs way back in the day as well, but now they're carrying 65 million years worth of bacteria and disease that Dinosaurs have NEVER been exposed to.

If the Dinosaurs were still alive in three months I'd be shocked.

Stupid science! Always ruining my fun..:cry I reject your reality and substitute my own!

It's the zombie dinosaurs that we all need to be worried about. I'm telling you, we should have changed our way of fueling automobiles decades ago.

Brilliance! With all those dead dinosaurs lying around, a rogue malevolent necromancer would have an unstoppable army!
 
Zombie Dinosaurs, on the other hand, would rip humanity a new one.

Diseases do nothing, bullets to most if not all parts of their body would do nothing... ugh.

Zombie people are enough to wipe out life on Earth. Zombie Dinosaurs are just scary.
 
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