Thread construction for dummies!

[chrisheaven]

In response to many hundreds of request, I shall be writing a series of long explanations on the topic of thread construction----- FOR DUMMIES!
If you are a dummy then DO NOT PANIC!!!!! I will graciously help you to become wonderfully adept at thread construction--- just like me!

 

[Bohemianne]

Did I read: construction of dummies for the thread...? 😱

 

[milagros317]

Chris is the LAST person on earth who should be giving advice of this nature.

 

[General Zod]

Who is going to help this dummy write a thread for dummies?

 

[milagros317]

Who is going to help this dummy write a thread for dummies?

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Zod. 😀

 

[kered]

Who is going to help this dummy write a thread for dummies?

All Hail Zod!!

 

[milagros317]

All Hail Zod!!

Yup, Zod came up with a great post there. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Thanks Kered and Mils. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Thanks Kered and Mils. 😀

You are most welcome, my friend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Who is going to help this dummy write a thread for dummies?

^GOOD ONE!^

I see that chrisheaven emerges again.

 

[milagros317]

...
I see that chrisheaven emerges again.

Sad, but true. 🙁

 

[Bohemianne]

Who is going to help this dummy write a thread for dummies?

Only one. Foghorn Leghorn! 😀 😀 😱

 

[chrisheaven]

Bastards! lol

 

[milagros317]

Bastards! lol

Exactly which people do you allege to be of illegitimate birth? 😀

 

[General Zod]

Bastards! lol

I am only a half bastard. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am only a half bastard. 😀

Which half of you, Zod? 😀

 

[General Zod]

Which half of you, Zod? 😀

Conceived out of wedlock. Born in wedlock. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Conceived out of wedlock. Born in wedlock. 😀

Then you are no bastard. As long as the wedding is over before you emerge from the birth canal, you are legitimate. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

Bastards !

 

[milagros317]

Bastards !

There are indeed many bastards here on the TMF. Many of them haunt the P&R Forum. 😱