THE OFFICE WOMEN. (A 1980s scenario.)
"Why are you stripping down to your bra?"
"I've got to look a little sexy. I'm taking the CCTV security videos from this room to show to my local lesbian group."
"You never told me that we'd be recorded."
"It's down in black and white in the contract you signed. The contract that stated that I would promote you if you allowed me to hogtie you in your underwear."
"I don't remember that part."
"Yes, well, you were in a hurry to give me your signature once I'd told you that your salary would be doubled. I bet you're going to tell me that you didn't notice the clause about me tickling your bare feet for then minutes."
"WHAT? No... let me see... let me see that contrahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA..." (Dissolves into helpless, involuntary laughter.)