Tickle Hypothetical

[JS805]

Okay, so what would you all do in this scenario:

Let's say you are sitting in the kitchen, a second person is sitting across from you, and a third person is also around but is standing up and near the person across from you. Suddenly, the person sitting across from you tells the person standing that (s)he smells really bad (and he is serious, not just making fun of him). So the person sitting tells you to smell and see if you think (s)he smells too. So the allegedly smelly person walks over to you for you to smell. However, this person is very well known to like to annoy people, especially you. So (s)he sees this as a golden opportunity to annoy you. So (s)he rests his/her arm on top of your head. It's only his/her wrist that is on your head at first. So you turn your head to smell into the pit and you say you don't smell anything. Then the annoying person slowly starts moving their arm further and further up so that your head is getting closer and closer to his/her stinky/sweaty armpit. Would you: smack his arm off your head or take advantage of this opportunity to tickle it (or lick it if you're kinky).

Note: this is based on a true story.

 

[Hypah]

I'd elbow them in the gut and yell "BATHE"

 

[JS805]

Note: I was not one of the parties involved.

 

[StrikerN57]

As opportune a moment as that is to tickle someone, I think the issue at hand is that fact that they smell bad. So, if I didn't smell anything, I would say "I don't smell anything, but go take care of it just in case," that way, if they really do smell, it's no longer a problem.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The last thing on my mind would be any kind of tickling. If someone smells, they need to go away until they don't smell anymore

 

[duannewalton]

Body odor is a turn-off.

 

[ViperGTS]

Dude. Really?

 

[drewskee]

The last thing on my mind would be any kind of tickling. If someone smells, they need to go away until they don't smell anymore

Really doe.

 

[maniactickler]

Sorry, im anti stinky armpits

 

[-Hari-]

Not a fan of bad hygiene, epic turn off, ide not go near, not even to sniff..well maybe for a laugh but they wouldnt get a tickle, just a scrunched up face of disgust from me 😛

 

[Angel77]

I'd punch 'em.

Ok, ok, seriously though, I'd probably either shove them or pinch them to get them away from me.

 

[leafstk]

Yeah.... B.O. just doesn't do it for me

 

[ViperGTS]

You have no idea how important good hygeine is to me.

I'm like Adrienne Monk when it comes to washing.

 

[..Glamorous..]

I'd shove their ass right to the floor.

 

[maniactickler]

I'd punch 'em.

Ok, ok, seriously though, I'd probably either shove them or pinch them to get them away from me.

You told me you were into stinky pits?

 

[Marquis De Sade]

What Viper, Glam an Maniac said. Smelling bad is just...there's no excuse for it now what with the invention of soap and all.

 

[asutickler]

I'd shove their ass right to the floor.

This.

Followed by teabagging.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

This.

Followed by teabagging.

This. Followed by mushroom stamping.