Tickling Limericks!

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

{Being thus a thread dedicated to that form of high art *cough* known as the limerick, especially as it pertains to tickling!}

Hey everybody! Connect with your inner poet! Think up limericks relating to tickling and feet! It's fun and stupid! Both! No Haikus!!!

I just made this one up:

There is a young man from France
Who is kinky for ants poured down pants.
He loves to tie up the ladies
(Some might say he is crazy)
Then claps his hands while they dance!

Okay, mine sucked. Surely, you can do better than that! :laughing:

 

[Budweiserbob!]

There once was a wee man from Rome
Who closely resembled a Gnome
He jumps at the sight
of a ticklish delight
and kidnaps, for him to take home.

... what can I say, poetry isn't my strong suite. >.>

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Hell, it was better than mine! Bravo, Sir! :laughing:

 

[Journia]

The Army of Nix

There once was an army from Nix
Who took joy in giggles and lix
They'd come in the night
and have their delight
And leave once they've played all their trix​

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Oh, that was fuckin' awesome, Jounia! :laughing:

Here's one:

Deep in the dungeons of Marseilles
Can be heard the screaming and cries,
Of those convicted and sentenced
And the wailing of penitents
As by feather and fingertips they're chastised!

:happy:

 

[quillman0071]

.....how I wish .....

A lady in stockings with seams
emitted ear shattering screams
as my fingers did glide
down soles and sides
of her delicate feet
oh what dreams!:laughing:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

A lady in stockings with seams
emitted ear shattering screams
as my fingers did glide
down soles and sides
of her delicate feet
oh what dreams!:laughing:

Ooo! GOOD one, quillman007!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

There was a young lady named Sunny
In desperate need of some spending money,
Answered an ad in the local paper
And got tricked into a tied and gagged caper,
Now she's tickled silly but she doesn't find it funny!

 

[Budweiserbob!]

There once was a fish from the sea.
A crush on a mermaid, had he.
He tickled her Tum
With the fin on his bum
Just to see her face light up with glee



Tum = Tummy = Stomache
Fin on his bum = tail fin

Ok, I cheated a lot in this one. XD

 

[Journia]

Angel

There was an angel from Dreams
Who'd make girls burst at their seams
With hands on their sides,
tears fall from their eyes,
As their laughter elevate into screams​

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

SWEET! :super_hap

Keep `em comin', folks!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

A pretty young thing named Cookie
Owed a large sum to her bookie.
He said, "Let's settle this debt,
You'll be my tickling-pet!
First giggles, and then some sweet nookie!"

 

[sole seeker1]

I told my wife, don't think I'm fickle
'Cause it's not just you that I tickle.
I think it's neat
to play with their feet
But I deny them the use of my pickle.

 

[Journia]

How drickle

 

[TKLVR181]

Wow, nobody's thought to use forum members...XD

There once was a guy named Socks
Whos preferred tickle-toy was the stocks
Gentleman was he
Until laughing with glee
You'll wish to break out of the locks

I'll leave the rest for others...I could go on all day😉

~K

 

[Budweiserbob!]

LMAO! Great one TKLVR. XD

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Okay then:

There once was a `ler name of Journia,
Whose `lee said, "A lesson I'll learn ya!"
So, she tied him up tight,
Though he put up scant fight,
Then tickled `til he got a hernia!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

And:

There was a young `ler name of Papi,
Who in order to keep his `lee happy,
Tied her up tight,
And tickled her all night,
Yet come morning, Meka's still scrappy!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I'm on a roll:

A lovely young lady named TKLVR18,
With the tickling `tis said she is mean,
So she flew to see Senshi,
Tied him up, yes she did, and then she,
Slipped away after dark quite unseen!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I can't stop!

There once was a Ticklishgrrl,
Who married a royal named Earl.
He nibbled her feet,
Even licked at her seat!
Thought she, "How vulgar! I might hurl!"

 

[Journia]

Tibbler Men

There once was a Richard from Tibbler,
Whose lady, would scarce let him nibb'ler
Until late one night,
She could put up no fight,
Now she has become a great giggler!​

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Awesome, Journia! :laughing:

 

[TKLVR181]

I'm on a roll:

A lovely young lady named TKLVR18,
With the tickling `tis said she is mean,
So she flew to see Senshi,
Tied him up, yes she did, and then she,
Slipped away after dark quite unseen!

LOL Hey, he likes bondage, and I left after giving him quite the kiss, tyvm!!!😛 XD

 

[TKLVR181]

There once was a lad named Senshi
Who muttered "oh dear" when he
Got tied up with cuffs
But laughed as if chuffed
When I wrote all over his feetsies 😉

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Sweet! Who else can we pick on(I mean write eternal tributes to)? :laughing: